His last pickup rolled over.
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I am an ignorant NW American. We have our hicks and our dicks. Those are my friends. Snorkleboy is one of them.
I drive an overly large (fuckcars would hate it), older plain white pickup with black trim. It's a mobile home, hauls kayaks, cowboy limo, and gets me places. Plus, it gets stuck on the beach.
Most of us don't have snorkles.
(EDIT ... Um, I realized that my white pickup is in the background of the pic. It ain't special.
At least I didn't post the other pic with the distorted reflection of me that looked evil and odd. Hell, I manged to keep my license plate out of it. Good enough.)Thing is, if it's older, it probably doesn't have obnoxious flared wheel arches and whatnot like this 4 wheeled collection of fragile masculinity.
If it's a mobile home and hauls stuff, that's completely granted (although the snorkel in most cases is almost certainly ridiculous performative bullshit), yours sounds like it has a purpose 'beyond ego boundaries'
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Now, I know a very nice couple that own a Camino. She's awesome, and he's her gearhead rockstar.
But its a fukin weird lookin car, that's fer sure.
OP was taking about a Cybertruck, the worst of all.
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OP was taking about a Cybertruck, the worst of all.
wrote on last edited by [email protected]Oh. Ya, srry I'm old. Thx.
This is sublime. I made a dupe comment about being old. Lovely.
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OP was taking about a Cybertruck, the worst of all.
Oh. Ya, srry I'm old. Thx.
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I always wondered if a can of soda would fit into one of those.
wrote on last edited by [email protected]Good God In Heaven!
Now this is the sort of thinking I really like to see on the internet.
Let's continue to explore ideas.
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This one's gonna drown. I call it the Submariner.
It makes more sense once you see the driver
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It makes more sense once you see the driver
Hmm. Teensy bit more gut. Goofy grin. Snorkle. ... Good enough.
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a mobile home, hauls kayaks,
at least it's not a pavement princess. guy down the block has to literally grab a step stool to help his wife into his. It's never been off asphalt. he drives it to his tech job 35 miles away.
Smoochiepie goes everywhere. Real fast. Pretty comfy too. Til the road stops. Then we setup camp or drop the boats right there.
She's a bit heavy to drag out of ditches and such. We like to avoid that. -
This one's gonna drown. I call it the Submariner.
Anyone trying to drive a Tacoma in water that deep is "up shit creek without a paddle." Quite literally.
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Oh. Ya, srry I'm old. Thx.
Am old, didn't know either.
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This one's gonna drown. I call it the Submariner.
Snorkels do more for getting the intake above dust and dirty air than improving fording depth. The low hanging electronics in the engine are the biggest concern. I can put a snorkel on my truck, the fording depth does not change.
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Oh. Ya, srry I'm old. Thx.
This is sublime. I made a dupe comment about being old. Lovely.
And Sublime did a song about playing the same song twice.
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Anyone trying to drive a Tacoma in water that deep is "up shit creek without a paddle." Quite literally.
They're really better for dust and such.
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It makes more sense once you see the driver
It's nice to see someone else posting an Ocean Smurf. Thought I dreamed them for a while!
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It's nice to see someone else posting an Ocean Smurf. Thought I dreamed them for a while!
I also dream of shitty derivative 80s cartoons
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Snorkels do more for getting the intake above dust and dirty air than improving fording depth. The low hanging electronics in the engine are the biggest concern. I can put a snorkel on my truck, the fording depth does not change.
Just need to get a truck without electronics in the engine bay then!
Maybe crank it by hand to start
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Oh ya, need a snorkel for the Starbucks drive thru.
Wrong side for that. How the truck gon drink if the snorkel is on the passenger side?
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Anyone trying to drive a Tacoma in water that deep is "up shit creek without a paddle." Quite literally.
The snokle isn't for water. It's for dust.
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Just need to get a truck without electronics in the engine bay then!
Maybe crank it by hand to start
If we're building it custom, might as well go with the good ol' shotgun shell ignition
