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    #11

    Broke: This is fine, everything is fine

    Woke: Weak men will create hard times

    Bespoke: Let's get this over with already

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      What's FEMA?

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      FEMA balls ayy lmaoo

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        Tbh I wanna know why people keep saying this. The NASDAQ is almost back up to its YTD high.

        I know the NASDAQ doesn't mean much to the normal folks but to the people in charge that is "the economy"

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          Broke: This is fine, everything is fine

          Woke: Weak men will create hard times

          Bespoke: Let's get this over with already

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          Guess I've lived long enough to become bespoke.

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              Tbh I wanna know why people keep saying this. The NASDAQ is almost back up to its YTD high.

              I know the NASDAQ doesn't mean much to the normal folks but to the people in charge that is "the economy"

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                Tbh I wanna know why people keep saying this. The NASDAQ is almost back up to its YTD high.

                I know the NASDAQ doesn't mean much to the normal folks but to the people in charge that is "the economy"

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                Dollar hasn't recovered value tho

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                  I know the NASDAQ doesn't mean much to the normal folks but to the people in charge that is "the economy"

                  Did you read me whole comment or just react?

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                    Tbh I wanna know why people keep saying this. The NASDAQ is almost back up to its YTD high.

                    I know the NASDAQ doesn't mean much to the normal folks but to the people in charge that is "the economy"

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                    Double top chart pattern

                    NASDAQ 5 Year Chart -- Yahoo Finance

                    Half-joking. The technical data suggests there is a possible change in trend coming up. No guarantees. This is not trading advice.

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                      Double top chart pattern

                      NASDAQ 5 Year Chart -- Yahoo Finance

                      Half-joking. The technical data suggests there is a possible change in trend coming up. No guarantees. This is not trading advice.

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                      I thought about using the 5 year charts, but I decided against it because that would include things from the initial COVID lockdowns and I felt that skewed results. But the NASDAQ is up significantly from this time 5 years ago

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                        I’m 42 and I own nothing of value, might as well just keep the good times rolling.

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                          Even then it'll still be someone else's fault. It must be antifa or mole people or something, it couldn't possibly be their own fault or that of Glorious Leader.

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                            What's FEMA?

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                            Headed by a guy who he didn't know there was a hurricane season.

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                              Glazing?

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                                I know the NASDAQ doesn't mean much to the normal folks but to the people in charge that is "the economy"

                                Did you read me whole comment or just react?

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                                  Glazing?

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                                  Gen z slang meaning "adulation."

                                  It means you jizzed all over them, i.e glazed them.

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                                    Gen z slang meaning "adulation."

                                    It means you jizzed all over them, i.e glazed them.

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                                    I thought that could be the meaning.. Wonder if Sam Altman knew that when he described ChatGPT’s recent extreme fawning in reply to every message as “too much glazing”. Jesus Christ. Edit: as if any metaphorical amount is desirable, btw. Just our leaders, that’s all.

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                                      I’m 42 and I own nothing of value, might as well just keep the good times rolling.

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                                      30 years old, and well on my way to be a part of that esteemed club.

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                                        Federal Emergency Management Agency

                                        Read about it here if you want to know more because I can't be bothered to learn about it

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                                        fema nuts lmao gottem

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                                          Tbh I wanna know why people keep saying this. The NASDAQ is almost back up to its YTD high.

                                          I know the NASDAQ doesn't mean much to the normal folks but to the people in charge that is "the economy"

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                                          SPY is up 3% YTD while DXY (which measures the value of a dollar) is down 9% YTD. If you own shares of SPY, then you hold them in dollars, so the real change in value of your stock is [share price] x 1.03 x 0.91, which translates to being down over 6%.

                                          BUT not only is your investment value down, if you live in the US you presumably get paid in dollars as well. Which means you’ve gotten a 9% pay cut since the start of the year.

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