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    I mean Ubisoft has probably tens of thousands of ex employees

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      I worked at a company run by a SWEngineer.

      He was code-smart for code, but really bad for business.

      You need to get a real CEO who does management, but keep that person in firm check by mandating half the board be stacked by engineers. Even as advisory roles, like if your company makes widgets you should have some Serious Fucking widget people dominating the board for big decisions.

      "You make one thing" is like "you had one job."

      (And if you make two things so disparate, spin one off into a sub)

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      My argument is not "have someone better in charge" rather it's "we should have less hierarchy in the workplace"

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        I mean Ubisoft has probably tens of thousands of ex employees

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        And growing!

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          Hey, your cat thinks you're underwhelming as well, but she's fine with that as long there's food and scritches.

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          scritches

          🤎🤎🤎
          Awww, and here I thought only my family uses that word.

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            too many pixels in this image

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              Highly recommend Expedition 33. The game play is exactly what I've been looking for in a game, and the story and world are both amazing.

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                Stray was so mid... If it didn't have cute cats it would have been forgotten instantly.

                I was most flabbergasted by the fact that you never hunt anything!! What a miss! How do you make a game where you play as a cat without any stealth stalking of prey??

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                  Stray was so mid... If it didn't have cute cats it would have been forgotten instantly.

                  I was most flabbergasted by the fact that you never hunt anything!! What a miss! How do you make a game where you play as a cat without any stealth stalking of prey??

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                  Yeah, but it did have cute vibes and a lot of people love things just for cute vibes

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                    Stray was so mid... If it didn't have cute cats it would have been forgotten instantly.

                    I was most flabbergasted by the fact that you never hunt anything!! What a miss! How do you make a game where you play as a cat without any stealth stalking of prey??

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                    If all the games didn't have the stuff that made them enjoyable then they'd be mid.

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                      Highly recommend Expedition 33. The game play is exactly what I've been looking for in a game, and the story and world are both amazing.

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                      I am concerned about expedition. Everyone I know that’s played it, finished it in 3 days. That is a lackluster amount of gameplay. And that’s with a job. It’s not like they were no lifeing it or something. It’s on Gamepass though so I’ll play it soon

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                        I am concerned about expedition. Everyone I know that’s played it, finished it in 3 days. That is a lackluster amount of gameplay. And that’s with a job. It’s not like they were no lifeing it or something. It’s on Gamepass though so I’ll play it soon

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                        I've got 30 hours into it and haven't finished it yet. I feel like it's got a decent amount of gameplay so far. Plus I am already planning a replay once with different party members. I've also heard the story is better in the 2nd playthrough (you don't really figure out wtf is going on until pretty far into the game). Definitely worth checking out, especially if you have Gamepass.

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                          I am concerned about expedition. Everyone I know that’s played it, finished it in 3 days. That is a lackluster amount of gameplay. And that’s with a job. It’s not like they were no lifeing it or something. It’s on Gamepass though so I’ll play it soon

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                          Story is about 30 h and side content another 30, I think that's pretty solid 🤷‍♂️

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                            Stray was so mid... If it didn't have cute cats it would have been forgotten instantly.

                            I was most flabbergasted by the fact that you never hunt anything!! What a miss! How do you make a game where you play as a cat without any stealth stalking of prey??

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                            Damn it, I bought this game. I was hoping it would be like Endling but less sad. That game made me cry like a bitch and I haven't played it since.

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                              Stray was so mid... If it didn't have cute cats it would have been forgotten instantly.

                              I was most flabbergasted by the fact that you never hunt anything!! What a miss! How do you make a game where you play as a cat without any stealth stalking of prey??

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                              I loved it. Even bought a plush of the cat, backpack and all

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                                scritches

                                🤎🤎🤎
                                Awww, and here I thought only my family uses that word.

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                                Scritches and snoot are words to identify people who love their pets

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                                  Highly recommend Expedition 33. The game play is exactly what I've been looking for in a game, and the story and world are both amazing.

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                                  I want to get into it, I even own it and I've enjoyed the like 4 hours I've played already, I just can't get back into it for some reason.

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                                    Ever notice how the best games out there are either indie games or made by ex-devs formerly from a big developer?

                                    Capitalism does away with ingenuity and creativity. Look at the biggest developers, like Ubisoft or Activision or EA, and their most flagship product(s), and you'll see that none of them are inventive in any way, they're all just regurgitated forms of whatever sells.

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                                      I love how theres always someone in the comments that's like "this game is so mid" or "this one mechanic in the game is missing"

                                      Stray was fantastic. So was expedition 33. Both of them are objectively good with overwhelming positive reviews.

                                      They were successful in everyway a game can me... But according to some bloke it was "mid". Jesus.

                                      I hate how people think how much they like something automatically qualifys that as an official critique. It doesn't. How much you like it is totally irrelevant!

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                                        it isn't Ubisoft to thank, it's the "ex". suddenly not having to waste your life peddling more assassin's gray sludge can do wonders for your creativity.

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                                          it isn't Ubisoft to thank, it's the "ex". suddenly not having to waste your life peddling more assassin's gray sludge can do wonders for your creativity.

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                                          It's a sarcastic thank, like thank you for firing them, or thank you for driving them away from AAA studios.

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