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      The woman who birthed my child didn't remember anything of the actual process, the pain is so bad the brain just kinda blocks it out after the fact apparently. I've read this is fairly common. One thing I do remember is how bad my hand hurt after all that squeezing, I needed like a whole two ibuprofen to fix it, talk about killer.

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        I don't think I've thought about this episode in like 30 years. Yet I can hear the line like it was yesterday.

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          That's because having a baby gets you a baby. Getting hit in the nuts doesn't suddenly make a baby. I mean, depending on how it happens I guess.

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              Neither scenario touches the torture I endure the morning after pepper-heavy, spicy Mexican food.

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                Neither scenario touches the torture I endure the morning after pepper-heavy, spicy Mexican food.

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                Obviously weak bloods are excluded

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                  While there are actually more painful things than childbirth (some people who gave birth can attest), getting kicked in the nuts is clearly not one of them.

                  Edit: Owner of balls here, the muscle pain I felt in my arms (due to overexcercise) this morning was worse than getting kicked in the balls.

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                    While there are actually more painful things than childbirth (some people who gave birth can attest), getting kicked in the nuts is clearly not one of them.

                    Edit: Owner of balls here, the muscle pain I felt in my arms (due to overexcercise) this morning was worse than getting kicked in the balls.

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                    Kidney stones, those are the worst.

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                      While there are actually more painful things than childbirth (some people who gave birth can attest), getting kicked in the nuts is clearly not one of them.

                      Edit: Owner of balls here, the muscle pain I felt in my arms (due to overexcercise) this morning was worse than getting kicked in the balls.

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                      While there are actually more painful things than childbirth (some people who gave birth can attest), getting kicked in the nuts is clearly not one of them

                      Have you tried both?

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                        While there are actually more painful things than childbirth (some people who gave birth can attest), getting kicked in the nuts is clearly not one of them.

                        Edit: Owner of balls here, the muscle pain I felt in my arms (due to overexcercise) this morning was worse than getting kicked in the balls.

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                        Infected road rash all up your right arm is so much worse too, and I imagine there's probably worse things than that once you get into spinal pain

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                          That's because having a baby gets you a baby. Getting hit in the nuts doesn't suddenly make a baby. I mean, depending on how it happens I guess.

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                          If there's a single person in the world who does not understand this I will be concerned

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                            While there are actually more painful things than childbirth (some people who gave birth can attest), getting kicked in the nuts is clearly not one of them

                            Have you tried both?

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                            No, and this economy and political system, I wouldn't want to try out my mpreg fantasies...

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                              Kidney stones, those are the worst.

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                              I was about to say this. Had kidney stones. Would not recommend birthing a stone baby.

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                                That's because having a baby gets you a baby. Getting hit in the nuts doesn't suddenly make a baby. I mean, depending on how it happens I guess.

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                                So one is painful for a few minutes, the other gives you a long lasting debuff. That's really not helping your case.

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                                  The woman who birthed my child didn't remember anything of the actual process, the pain is so bad the brain just kinda blocks it out after the fact apparently. I've read this is fairly common. One thing I do remember is how bad my hand hurt after all that squeezing, I needed like a whole two ibuprofen to fix it, talk about killer.

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                                  Are you OK now man?

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                                    While there are actually more painful things than childbirth (some people who gave birth can attest), getting kicked in the nuts is clearly not one of them.

                                    Edit: Owner of balls here, the muscle pain I felt in my arms (due to overexcercise) this morning was worse than getting kicked in the balls.

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                                    You've never really been kicked in the nuts with any real force if you think any sort of non injury workout pain is even close.

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                                      The woman who birthed my child didn't remember anything of the actual process, the pain is so bad the brain just kinda blocks it out after the fact apparently. I've read this is fairly common. One thing I do remember is how bad my hand hurt after all that squeezing, I needed like a whole two ibuprofen to fix it, talk about killer.

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                                      Just be glad you're not a Huichol who (allegedly) tied a rope around the father's testicles for the mother to pull during childbirth to share the pain...

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                                        There are so many guys who have asked to be kicked in the balls again.

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                                        They should be able to give birth no problem then.

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                                          While there are actually more painful things than childbirth (some people who gave birth can attest), getting kicked in the nuts is clearly not one of them

                                          Have you tried both?

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                                          We’ll have to find a trans guy who gave birth and had bottom surgery afterwards.

                                          Although I don’t think the scrotes they can make right now have the same kinds of nerve endings. I’ll never get to try CBT 😞

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