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The real question is, which color?

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  • snokenkeekaguard@lemmy.dbzer0.comS [email protected]
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    Oh course it would be green. Red is a strong second option.

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    • robocall@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

      Only fits a mini M&M

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      I'm about to blow your fucking mind...

      Skittles Littles

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        Lime Green Skittle Script:

        (Bond opens the ring)
        Bond: Damn. I’ve been…Skittled.
        (Bond music opening)
        HE HAS A RING.
        A LITTLE GOLDEN RING.
        FILLED WITH ONE.
        AND ONLY ONE.
        LIME GREEN SKITTLE.

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          Honest question. Do people even like plain m&ms? I'm almost 40 and never bought the ones without peanuts.

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          It takes all kinds to make a world; There are even people who don’t like chocolate and would just prefer the peanuts…

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          • noite_etion@lemmy.worldN [email protected]

            I just need a quick bump, sniffs ring really hard.

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            I read that as "Sning Ring" and got really happy at first.

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              Easy. Red skittle. The dye is carcinogenic. Both skittle and poison.

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                I read that as "Sning Ring" and got really happy at first.

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                Why is my ring hissing?

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                  Dude, come on, a skittle!

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                    Honest question. Do people even like plain m&ms? I'm almost 40 and never bought the ones without peanuts.

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                    Peanut butter ones all the way.

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                      "Are you wearing a ring for carrying poison?"

                      "...How did you know?!"

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                        I'm about to blow your fucking mind...

                        Skittles Littles

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                        What in the name of my dental health

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                            Where am I supposed to keep the tooter?

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                            Tooter? I barely know her

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                              Lime Green Skittle Script:

                              (Bond opens the ring)
                              Bond: Damn. I’ve been…Skittled.
                              (Bond music opening)
                              HE HAS A RING.
                              A LITTLE GOLDEN RING.
                              FILLED WITH ONE.
                              AND ONLY ONE.
                              LIME GREEN SKITTLE.

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                              Top tier porn parody material. And skittles could sponsor it. With the rainbow colours it could be a gay porno!

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                              • catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zoneC [email protected]

                                Hearing something mildly displeasing, dramatically sitting down and flipping open my skull ring, and tipping the skittle into my mouth like a shot of liquor.

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                                I'll be the narrator to your life if you dont mind

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                                  Oh course it would be green. Red is a strong second option.

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                                  Good color coordination. Green and gold is lovely together

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                                    Tbh a skittles would definitely poison a guy from the 1600s in my opinion

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                                      Would be pretty fun to mess with people, just dissolve the shell so it's a white capsule and then when you're having a bad day say "THAT'S IT" and eat the skittle.

                                      Bonus points if you convulse and froth at the mouth.

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                                        Perfect name

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                                          Would fit right in into the skelittle

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