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    Okay, so I'm getting rid of my mattress, most of my furniture, most of my electronics, etc.

    I think the idea behind this idea is good: If you're trying to get rid of stuff, only keep things that you would expend a bit of effort for.

    However, I think they're wildly underestimating how many items will be destroyed or irreversably ruined in some way by poop.

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    Maybe they're coming from the other direction.

    Remember; they're owned by and thus write for the famously depraved billionaire class.

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      I think it's probably better to amend it to, "if it was covered in poop would you get rid of it and not replace it?"

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        I think it's probably better to amend it to, "if it was covered in poop would you get rid of it and not replace it?"

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        I'm too poor to replace the things that got covered, so this still doesn't work.

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          That does not sound no nonsense to me.

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            There goes everything in the fridge and pantry.

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              Instructions unclear, ive shit in my cupboard.

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                I have a one and half year rule. If I haven't used it for more than 1 and a half years, it's trash.

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                I can't do that. 😞 I'm often wanting a part for a project or just the right thing for, whatever. FFS, I save broken glass for when I need to cut it down to fix something.

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                  Instructions unclear, ive shit in my cupboard.

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                  "I shit in a urinal

                  In other words I'm saying I don't care"

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                    Time to throw away all the food.

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                      Listen mate, if you can cover 50" tv in poop, you need to go see a doctor first.

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                        Yes, among other scandals. That's why it has been captured and is being debased. The Washington Post is now like Hector's corpse being dragged and abused in grisly triumph, except there's no Aphrodite to keep it from rotting.

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                        • django@discuss.tchncs.deD [email protected]

                          Time to throw away all the food.

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                          Yo, that peanut butter has below the FDA allowed minimums for rat feces, they said I'm allowed to keep it!

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                            I can't do that. 😞 I'm often wanting a part for a project or just the right thing for, whatever. FFS, I save broken glass for when I need to cut it down to fix something.

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                            Another loose rule I have is to fill the trash can each week. If it's not completely full I try to find things to put into it.

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                              So whether or not something should be kept depends on how easy it is to clean? That seems kinda dumb.

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                                Ah yes, the Marie Kondo method

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                                • samus12345@sh.itjust.worksS [email protected]

                                  So whether or not something should be kept depends on how easy it is to clean? That seems kinda dumb.

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                                  More like "would I spend my life cleaning this instead of throwing it away". You have to be the type of person to not want to clean everything covered in shit though

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                                    Just dry the mattress and put some sheets on it

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                                    • thebat@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

                                      Listen mate, if you can cover 50" tv in poop, you need to go see a doctor first.

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                                      They didn't specify whose poop.

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                                        I'm too poor to replace the things that got covered, so this still doesn't work.

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                                        Well, work with the basis of the question being that you could afford to replace it.

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                                          The one I've heard is, if you spilled a glass of red wine on it, how hard would you work to clean/fix it? It's more in the vein of decluttering as opposed to replacing furniture. So obv your couch and TV are exceptions

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