If only my parents knew
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THIS reminded me of the days when I would occasionally have dinner at my girlfriends house with her parents and younger sister. My mind would occasionally flash thoughts of her parents and sister wondering how I was enjoying every possible version of sexual activity with their sweet innocent daughter and sister.
How are you doing fellow sex haver?
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Is vore possible?
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Damn, E hit Cronus hard
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How are you doing fellow sex haver?
Yes, I also participate in the sex
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Sperm is not people. Unless you're squirting fertilized eggs, this joke doesn't work.
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Sperm is not people. Unless you're squirting fertilized eggs, this joke doesn't work.
I wonder if there's a porn of that
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A pic of Emily Blunt would be much more accurate.
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Sperm is not people. Unless you're squirting fertilized eggs, this joke doesn't work.
You must be fun at parties.
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Yes, I also participate in the sex
I confirm sex has been had
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Oooh, thanks, now I finally understand what this is about. Maybe it is a language/cultural difference or something, but the whole "sperm = child" thing never clicked for me. Isn't, if anything, the egg more properly a stand-in for a future child? And even then, only if fertilised, of course.
I dead-ass looked at this for almost a minute wondering if it's maybe a pop culture reference to a TV show or movie I don't know, where the pictured character actually eats children.
wrote on last edited by [email protected]Now I am wondering what you meant when you said all moms have done it, because eating period doesn’t exactly sound any better haha. But yeah, it didn’t click for me either. I was pretty surely they didn’t mean eating their granddaughter’s pussy or actually children so what else could it be? But sperm make sense because of the pro life movement.
Edit: ignore the first part, I thought you were op lol
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Oooh, thanks, now I finally understand what this is about. Maybe it is a language/cultural difference or something, but the whole "sperm = child" thing never clicked for me. Isn't, if anything, the egg more properly a stand-in for a future child? And even then, only if fertilised, of course.
I dead-ass looked at this for almost a minute wondering if it's maybe a pop culture reference to a TV show or movie I don't know, where the pictured character actually eats children.
Isn't, if anything, the egg more properly a stand-in for a future child?
Yes, thank you! Been muttering this under my breath for ages each time people say sperm=crotch goblins.
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You must be fun at parties.
Funnier than religious nuts!
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Yes, I also participate in the sex
wrote on last edited by [email protected]Not only sex, but seventh and eights too!
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Isn't, if anything, the egg more properly a stand-in for a future child?
Yes, thank you! Been muttering this under my breath for ages each time people say sperm=crotch goblins.
It still works as a joke though...like when Bill Hicks would say that he has wiped entire nations off of his stomach with an old gym sock
