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And if so, one or both?

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  • heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.worldH [email protected]

    it's a gay sex highlander thing. whoever orgasms first has to give the other person a ball. eventually there's gonna be one dude with so many balls.

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    Yeah, I've heard of that- Then they can summon Shenron, and have a wish granted, right?

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    • snokenkeekaguard@lemmy.dbzer0.comS [email protected]

      And if one? How does one decide which?

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      Only put the one you plan to use

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      • snokenkeekaguard@lemmy.dbzer0.comS [email protected]

        And if one? How does one decide which?

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        Makes it look bigger

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        • snokenkeekaguard@lemmy.dbzer0.comS [email protected]

          And if one? How does one decide which?

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          I've always been small, but while I was maturing, my sack hung lower and lower. I also have problems with holding urine so every night before sleep I put both my penis and whole scrotum to a condom. In the morning, it's full of pee

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            I've always been small, but while I was maturing, my sack hung lower and lower. I also have problems with holding urine so every night before sleep I put both my penis and whole scrotum to a condom. In the morning, it's full of pee

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            Some secrets we can take to the grave ❀️

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            • snokenkeekaguard@lemmy.dbzer0.comS [email protected]

              Some secrets we can take to the grave ❀️

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              Can I trust you πŸ‘‰πŸ‘ˆ

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                You haven’t lost your virginity until both balls are in.

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                BOOOOYAH

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                • truite@jlai.luT [email protected]

                  Are we supposed to put something else in?

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                  Your coin change.

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                  • snokenkeekaguard@lemmy.dbzer0.comS [email protected]

                    And if one? How does one decide which?

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                    Nobody has ever asked me to wear one, so... I've never worn one.

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                      Only put the one you plan to use

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                      Not the one where the pee is stored.

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                      • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

                        Nobody has ever asked me to wear one, so... I've never worn one.

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                        Damn Genghis

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                          Can I trust you πŸ‘‰πŸ‘ˆ

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                          Nope. Screenshot is already on 9gag

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                          • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

                            Nobody has ever asked me to wear one, so... I've never worn one.

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                            I've wore one before, but only one.

                            it's been passed down in my family for generations.

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                              Nope. Screenshot is already on 9gag

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                              Ahhh, sweet πŸ’žπŸ’ž

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                                Three? I'm just sitting over here with one...

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                                Well, it's an average number.

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                                • snokenkeekaguard@lemmy.dbzer0.comS [email protected]

                                  And if one? How does one decide which?

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                                  Only have one, so maybe?

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                                  • robocall@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

                                    It depends on the moon phases. Full moon? No balls. Half moon, half balls. Etc.

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                                    Two moons?

                                    Four balls in the condom!

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                                    • snokenkeekaguard@lemmy.dbzer0.comS [email protected]

                                      People just dont understand men's anatomy

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                                      People just dont understand men's astrology

                                      (Wait, is moon in astrology? Fuck, now I wanna check for real.)

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                                      • snokenkeekaguard@lemmy.dbzer0.comS [email protected]

                                        And if one? How does one decide which?

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                                        Well, I def don't buy magnum condoms bcs of my magnum dong, that's for sure.

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                                          Well, I def don't buy magnum condoms bcs of my magnum dong, that's for sure.

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                                          You putting icecream in there?!?!

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