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The real question is, which color?

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    Where am I supposed to keep the tooter?

    snokenkeekaguard@lemmy.dbzer0.comS This user is from outside of this forum
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    Tooter? I barely know her

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    • S [email protected]

      Lime Green Skittle Script:

      (Bond opens the ring)
      Bond: Damn. I’ve been…Skittled.
      (Bond music opening)
      HE HAS A RING.
      A LITTLE GOLDEN RING.
      FILLED WITH ONE.
      AND ONLY ONE.
      LIME GREEN SKITTLE.

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      Top tier porn parody material. And skittles could sponsor it. With the rainbow colours it could be a gay porno!

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      • catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zoneC [email protected]

        Hearing something mildly displeasing, dramatically sitting down and flipping open my skull ring, and tipping the skittle into my mouth like a shot of liquor.

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        I'll be the narrator to your life if you dont mind

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        • J [email protected]

          Oh course it would be green. Red is a strong second option.

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          #28

          Good color coordination. Green and gold is lovely together

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          • snokenkeekaguard@lemmy.dbzer0.comS [email protected]
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            #29

            Tbh a skittles would definitely poison a guy from the 1600s in my opinion

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            • snokenkeekaguard@lemmy.dbzer0.comS [email protected]
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              #30

              Would be pretty fun to mess with people, just dissolve the shell so it's a white capsule and then when you're having a bad day say "THAT'S IT" and eat the skittle.

              Bonus points if you convulse and froth at the mouth.

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              • O [email protected]

                I'm about to blow your fucking mind...

                Skittles Littles

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                #31

                Perfect name

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                • O [email protected]

                  I'm about to blow your fucking mind...

                  Skittles Littles

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                  #32

                  Would fit right in into the skelittle

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                  • K [email protected]

                    Would be pretty fun to mess with people, just dissolve the shell so it's a white capsule and then when you're having a bad day say "THAT'S IT" and eat the skittle.

                    Bonus points if you convulse and froth at the mouth.

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                    #33

                    Maybe a tic tac, or better a chunk of alka seltzer

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                    • K [email protected]

                      Would be pretty fun to mess with people, just dissolve the shell so it's a white capsule and then when you're having a bad day say "THAT'S IT" and eat the skittle.

                      Bonus points if you convulse and froth at the mouth.

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                      #34

                      two things.

                      1. nobody will get it
                      2. I might accidentally swap it with my real poison pill and actually "do the deed"
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                      • A [email protected]

                        It takes all kinds to make a world; There are even people who don’t like chocolate and would just prefer the peanuts…

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                        #35

                        I love peanuts but hate peanut m&m but I love regular m&m.

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                          #36

                          ¿Por que no los dos?

                          Poison Skittle. 😌

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                            I have one of these and it fits maybe half a tic tac in there. A skittle would destroy the ring

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                            • K [email protected]

                              Would be pretty fun to mess with people, just dissolve the shell so it's a white capsule and then when you're having a bad day say "THAT'S IT" and eat the skittle.

                              Bonus points if you convulse and froth at the mouth.

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                              What about those foaming candies

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                              • O [email protected]

                                I'm about to blow your fucking mind...

                                Skittles Littles

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                                Oof ouch my cylinder

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                                • heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.worldH [email protected]

                                  I have one of these and it fits maybe half a tic tac in there. A skittle would destroy the ring

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                                  Too bad Frodo never knew about that.

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                                  • M [email protected]

                                    Maybe a tic tac, or better a chunk of alka seltzer

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                                    blood capsule + alka seltzer combo

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                                    • H [email protected]

                                      Honest question. Do people even like plain m&ms? I'm almost 40 and never bought the ones without peanuts.

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                                      I like M&M mcflurries and M&M cookies.

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                                        #43

                                        Could put a single bump in there

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