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What's your useless skill?

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  • O [email protected]

    That sounds like it would be a pretty simple program [...] but I don’t know anything about programming

    As a programmer, that phrase tends to raise my blood pressure.
    But it depends on how they structure their data but since all the elements are already related, it should be easy to query them all together. I bet they've abandoned it more because the query UI is a bit dense for most. But nothing that could be replaced with a simple textbox that could take any combination of cast/crew/titles and find anything that matches the combination. But they might need to add some specific indexing that would use up additional resources.

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    As a programmer, that phrase tends to raise my blood pressure.

    Completely understandable. But it really is quite similar to an excel macro that I used to use for a job. The source information is obviously different and I could see it being difficult to readily access, but I figure if someone can program something similar in excel, it can’t be that complicated… perhaps that’s just as loaded a phrase. I am familiar enough with excel to realize that I don’t actually understand how functional it is, lol.

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    • O [email protected]

      Pretty much, closed forums, removed or paywalled features. Right now, they are on yet another iteration of dumbing down the UI to the point of being nearly useless.

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      It’s sad that all I needed to do was know that Amazon bought them and put the rest together based on a long list of shit they just ruined.

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        Oh man so much love went into crafting code for low end MP3 players in the Rockbox project, then everyone ended up carrying around smartphones with tons of compute and memory resource to waste

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        Man I still use my iPod with rockbox. A terabyte of storage and a massive battery and I never have to worry about giving streaming revenue to pedo rapists like red hot chili peppers, or worry about rumors being true about pedo rapists like panic at the disco

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          Honestly, I think this skill could easily translate to one of those "lore keeper" or "continuity expert" jobs people have on TV shows.

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            Polysulfones. Tough bastards and spendy.

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            PSU is definitely not the top of the list but still in the wheel house. Takes a lot of force before it snaps off with the snips. Send it over.

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              Making a paper airplane that looks like a star trek shuttle

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                Oh man so much love went into crafting code for low end MP3 players in the Rockbox project, then everyone ended up carrying around smartphones with tons of compute and memory resource to waste

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                Rockbox was so cool. I had it on my SanDisk Sansa e250. It was so awesome. Better video format support, better interface. And it ran fucking DOOM.

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                • N [email protected]

                  I have this same skill, but with voice actors.

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                  Me with anime

                  Granted I watch mostly >decade old stuff dubs, so it's mostly the same 30 VAs in every show

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                    I actually enjoy* fucking around with older-ish computers and making them kinda useful again

                    ^*^ ^involves^ ^lots^ ^of^ ^cursing^ ^and^ ^groaning^ ^when^ ^things^ ^don't^ ^work^ ^and^ ^I^ ^have^ ^to^ ^troubleshoot^ ^or^ ^start^ ^over^

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                    • icastfist@programming.devI [email protected]

                      I actually enjoy* fucking around with older-ish computers and making them kinda useful again

                      ^*^ ^involves^ ^lots^ ^of^ ^cursing^ ^and^ ^groaning^ ^when^ ^things^ ^don't^ ^work^ ^and^ ^I^ ^have^ ^to^ ^troubleshoot^ ^or^ ^start^ ^over^

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                      Narrator: "However, that Vic-20 would never be useful ever again, despite what he told himself."

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                        Honestly, I think this skill could easily translate to one of those "lore keeper" or "continuity expert" jobs people have on TV shows.

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                        Script supervisor?

                        They must have been one of the main markets for Polaroid. They must have been dejected when production stopped.

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                          I can build majority of flat pack furniture without the instructions, first time, every time.

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                          Do you have any leftover screws?

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                          • P [email protected]

                            My S-tier abitity to hyperfocus on learning useless things to the detriment of everything else.

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                            Well, if there's a choice between learning something relatively tedious and completely useless, and something relatively tedious that's urgently needed... I know what I'm going to pick!

                            Oooh, an installation manual for a 1935 refrigerator!

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                            • N [email protected]

                              I have this same skill, but with voice actors.

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                              My SO can identify all actors by voice (she follows all films by ear because she's playing some kind of Candy Crush game — several of them, because she runs out of levels). And as a lot of them are foreign, and dubbed, she'll tell me that this was the guy that was doing the voice in (litany of roles).

                              Of course I have to pick films accordingly. She's never seen Tenet.

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                              • V [email protected]

                                writing code that doesn't need a browser to run on

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                                Preposterous! What can code run on if not a browser!

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                                  Making a paper airplane that looks like a star trek shuttle

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                                  Does it fly tho?

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                                  • anunusualrelic@lemmy.worldA [email protected]

                                    Do you have any leftover screws?

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                                    Never! Unless they gave me too many...

                                    But seriously I don't use the self tappers or nails they give you as they awful, made of soft cheese.

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                                      I can wiggle my ears

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                                      • frenchfryenjoyer@lemmings.worldF [email protected]

                                        I can wiggle my ears

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                                        I can pop mine by using the muscles that open close the escutcheon tubes

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                                        • icastfist@programming.devI [email protected]

                                          I actually enjoy* fucking around with older-ish computers and making them kinda useful again

                                          ^*^ ^involves^ ^lots^ ^of^ ^cursing^ ^and^ ^groaning^ ^when^ ^things^ ^don't^ ^work^ ^and^ ^I^ ^have^ ^to^ ^troubleshoot^ ^or^ ^start^ ^over^

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                                          Its a good hobby. I have a 14 year old Iomega network drive that I loaded Debian onto. It will serve audio or samba shares without overloading the 256MB of memory

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