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    Please let's never stop talking about what a flop that was. It will never stop bringing me joy.

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      "Grr, those stupid soldiers, ruining my birthday... ought to send 'em all to Iran, that'll show 'em..."

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        Please let's never stop talking about what a flop that was. It will never stop bringing me joy.

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        I got to tell a friend who is a member of a party on the very left, that the parade was sponsored by cryptobros from Coinbase, I will forever cherrish that memory

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          Please let's never stop talking about what a flop that was. It will never stop bringing me joy.

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          I love how this got zero coverage in my news space out in the UK. That's how pathetic it was.

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            I got to tell a friend who is a member of a party on the very left, that the parade was sponsored by cryptobros from Coinbase, I will forever cherrish that memory

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            Leftwing crypto fans are the epitome of the Horseshoe theory

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              Putins Patsy’s Pathetic Parade

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                Don't only the shitty leaders organise a military parade?

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                  Don't only the shitty leaders organise a military parade?

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                  Generally, yes. And only the reeeally shitty ones do it for their birthday.

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                    I had a look at some of the recordings, and the whole thing was just poorly executed. Surely the us military can march better? I have seen kids in school wind orchestras get drilled to a much higher standard in a few evenings, some of the soldiers were walking completely out of beat with the rest.

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                      Don't only the shitty leaders organise a military parade?

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                      Would disagree, authoritarian ones does

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                        Leftwing crypto fans are the epitome of the Horseshoe theory

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                        He is far from a cryptobro, he basically still only use cash

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                          Stop it! The Chinese parade did not have ads!!!!!

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                            Leftwing crypto fans are the epitome of the Horseshoe theory

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                            "The free market will seize the means of production for us!"

                            "Don't mind him. He means well. Got kicked in the head as a child by a mule, though."

                            "From each according to market demand, to each according to the growth of his assets."

                            "Yeah, okay, buddy. You hang in there."

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                              Stop it! The Chinese parade did not have ads!!!!!

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                              Top one is DPRK, just FYI, but your joke is still funny. Thank you.

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                                I had a look at some of the recordings, and the whole thing was just poorly executed. Surely the us military can march better? I have seen kids in school wind orchestras get drilled to a much higher standard in a few evenings, some of the soldiers were walking completely out of beat with the rest.

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                                Surely the us military can march better

                                Soldiers are generally very reluctant about being part of a parade. To put it mildly. That's even true for nations where they're common so in a country where people signed up assuming they'll never have to perform for dear leader the result looks like this.

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                                  I had a look at some of the recordings, and the whole thing was just poorly executed. Surely the us military can march better? I have seen kids in school wind orchestras get drilled to a much higher standard in a few evenings, some of the soldiers were walking completely out of beat with the rest.

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                                  So, poorly executed, yes. Honestly, they're not really great at marching, nor should they be. Outside of ceremonial units like Honor Guard, the US military sucks at marching. It's not a bad thing. Marching isn't relevant to combat anymore, so competent militaries don't invest much in it. Most world leaders know this and don't lean hard on parades for propaganda if they have an effective military, or if not, they at least spend an absurd amount of resources training soldiers to perform well enough to impress the public. What we're seeing here is the head of an organization fundamentally ignorant of the goals and methods of a modern military, and also too inexperienced to know how to put on a good show as an alternative. Yes, marching bands get more practice marching and have higher standards for marching than most of the US military. That's the way it should be. The problem here is that this guy doesn't know what militaries are for, how to use them, or even how to put on a decent show.

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                                    Probably more people turn up for the Macy's day parade or no kings march 🤗

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                                      I was told there would be so much heavy equipment it would destroy the road for three generations. Oh look it's heavy equipment from over three generations ago.

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                                        I was told there would be so much heavy equipment it would destroy the road for three generations. Oh look it's heavy equipment from over three generations ago.

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                                        Don't worry. I'm sure the US government will offer the Trump Organization a no-bid contract to fix those roads right up.

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                                          Probably more people turn up for the Macy's day parade or no kings march 🤗

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                                          The No Kings March in many individual cities outnumbered the crowd at the birthday boy's battledress burlesque; you're correct.

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