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Trump urges Americans to work harder despite spending 22% of term golfing

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  • P [email protected]

    He should suck your dick while you are taking a shit...

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    A dirty blumpkin !!!!

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      I hate articles like this. You know weekends are 28% of days right? Can we report on real crazy shit Trump has done instead of these performative outrages?

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      Stop pretending this is anything close to normal.

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      • N [email protected]

        I hate articles like this. You know weekends are 28% of days right? Can we report on real crazy shit Trump has done instead of these performative outrages?

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        He is the goddamn president. He doesn’t get weekends.

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        • F [email protected]

          Nah, keep the machine at full speed, but definitely slowly feed them into it.

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          Or just put a bullet in them and redistribute their wealth.

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            meh, I did the quiet quit thing a long time ago. not working harder without a nice raise. I'm urging Americans to work less. go on! take that day off! you can do it!

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              Just for that I'm playing games my entire shift.

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              • S [email protected]

                I thought the amount of time he golfs would be higher. Every time he golfs we pay the taco when he stays at his properties.

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                He intended to golf more but the mind and body are broken.

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                • P [email protected]

                  Look at that 275lb (320?) bag of piss wrapped up in a cheap looking 10k suit shitting his pants. Nubby little fingers. Weird nubby mushroom member (this is from a a legal deposition)

                  Clearly demented and so insecure he can’t even ask for help.

                  Dude is in over his head.

                  The stress is gonna kill him. He knows it that’s why he’s not working.

                  He is not looking healthy

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                  I hope you're right, but I think like Putin he lives on pure motivated hatred and spite.

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                  • I [email protected]

                    A dirty blumpkin !!!!

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                    I think that's just a regular blumpkin.

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                    • B [email protected]

                      I think that's just a regular blumpkin.

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                      You are the leading blumpkin authority!

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                        This monster feeds on media attention. Let's all stop relating every stupid things he says and focus on basically anything else, it will always be more positive.

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                        • I [email protected]

                          He can suck my dick.

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                          He'd only do that if you gave it as a gift and put a bow on it

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                          • dan1101@lemmy.worldD [email protected]

                            I hope you're right, but I think like Putin he lives on pure motivated hatred and spite.

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                            Kissinger lived till 99. Hatred seems to impart longevity somehow.

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                              Work harder for my riches, plebs!

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                              • nokturne213@sopuli.xyzN [email protected]

                                https://didtrumpgolftoday.com/

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                                I’m not a Trump supporter in any way, but it’s not excessive.

                                That’s 21.7 weeks. If he went golfing on the weekend, then he still golfed less than 2 times per week.

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                                  His base legit acts like a class of peasants for this man. It is the most insane thing to watch in real time.

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                                  • N [email protected]

                                    I’m not a Trump supporter in any way, but it’s not excessive.

                                    That’s 21.7 weeks. If he went golfing on the weekend, then he still golfed less than 2 times per week.

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                                    Est. cost to taxpayers for golf since returning to office: $51,800,000

                                    Perhaps you would not mind paying his golf bill then.

                                    Edit to add: this is roughly $340,789 per day of golfing. Or over 21 years worth of pretax income for someone making minimum wages... for 1 day of golf. Meaning at minimum wages it would take you 3,200+ years to pay for what trump has golfed so far this term. Provided you only put the entirety of your paycheck to that bill.

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                                    • N [email protected]

                                      I’m not a Trump supporter in any way, but it’s not excessive.

                                      That’s 21.7 weeks. If he went golfing on the weekend, then he still golfed less than 2 times per week.

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                                      There is a calendar on the site showing which days he was confirmed to have been golfing. There are many on the weekends, but not all, which means "work week" time was spent golfing.

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                                      • D [email protected]

                                        If he's just pretending* to listen

                                        Ftfy. Everyone knows he never listens.

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                                        His short term memory is shot anyway, actually listening won’t matter.

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                                        • N [email protected]

                                          I’m not a Trump supporter in any way, but it’s not excessive.

                                          That’s 21.7 weeks. If he went golfing on the weekend, then he still golfed less than 2 times per week.

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                                          He actually said at his most recent press conference that he's upset because he hasn't been golfing for the last three weeks.

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