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Enjoy the small things. The beautiful view

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    If you have a body they will find it and forensics can find shit you wont believe.

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    They can also miss shit you wouldn't believe.

    And find shit you shouldn't believe but are unfortunately likely to.

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      At this point, you really should know that you need to dissolve them like that movie, and unplug the drain.

      Now that I think about it I can't really remember much about where exactly I saw that scene...all I remember is that the detectives, after investigating the motel room in which he dissolved the body,their only clue was the tape residue left on the walls (he covered every inch of the place with plastic sheets).

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        🎵 You're just an object to me

        I feel a little better

        They found your sweater

        You're just an object to me 🎵

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          I was gonna say. You'll get arrested in 2067.

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            If you have a body they will find it and forensics can find shit you wont believe.

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            This reflects TV crime shows much better than the actual statistics

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            • W [email protected]

              At this point, you really should know that you need to dissolve them like that movie, and unplug the drain.

              Now that I think about it I can't really remember much about where exactly I saw that scene...all I remember is that the detectives, after investigating the motel room in which he dissolved the body,their only clue was the tape residue left on the walls (he covered every inch of the place with plastic sheets).

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              I seed 100gb of archived books and scientific studies from Anna's archive and there's a solid chance in 100gb of books/paper PDFs I have the instructions to get away with murder in there somewhere

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              • W [email protected]

                At this point, you really should know that you need to dissolve them like that movie, and unplug the drain.

                Now that I think about it I can't really remember much about where exactly I saw that scene...all I remember is that the detectives, after investigating the motel room in which he dissolved the body,their only clue was the tape residue left on the walls (he covered every inch of the place with plastic sheets).

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                I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".

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                  Yeah, but there is more than one.

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                  Three people can keep a secret if two of them are dead.

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                    When you let your guard down, then is the opportune moment for them to strike.

                    You think the police hasn't been gathering evidence all these months? They just want to be sure they have enough to take you down for good.

                    You will never be safe.

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                      Thanks, I needed this.

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