A cuppa Jill

[noforwardslashs@sopuli.xyz]

When you're sick and tired of council pop

[simplejack@lemmy.world]

What a moist choice.

[but_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world]

“Now that’s good quality H2O”

[oberonswanson@sh.itjust.works]

Adam's ale. What my grandpa used to jokingly call it.
Edit: someone beat me too it.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adam's_ale

[gates9@sh.itjust.works]

[toneswirly@lemmy.world]

I call sparkling water "Sparkle Boys" does that count?

[frosch@sh.itjust.works]

In Germany, we do have some nicknames especially for tapwater: I personally know of Leitungsheimer, Kranwasser and Kraneberger

[paramania@lemmy.world]

Council Pop

[zurchpet@lemmy.ml]

Swiss german "Hahnenburger" (Tap burger) is used a lot there.

[punkcoder@lemmy.world]

In Chicago you sometimes get a “Lake Michigan on the rocks”

[sterile_technique@lemmy.world]

Molten ice.

[wanderwisley@lemm.ee]

I could sure go for a ice cold cup or H2O.

[gluwu@lemm.ee]

I call it life juice

[elevenbones@sh.itjust.works]

Username checks out

[mrscottytay@sh.itjust.works]

Council pop

[etherwhack@lemmy.world]

Liquified comet farts

[maltese_liquor@lemmy.world]

Tell 'em about the scalps

[gorge@lemm.ee]

Desalinated saline

[valmond@lemmy.world]

Hello beauty, wanna get you some of mine eh life juice?

Doesn't sound good

[ace@lemmy.ananace.dev]

For sparkling, it's commonly referred to as "homeopathic lager" among colleagues - i.e. without any active ingredients.