Pakistan nominates Trump for 2026 Nobel Peace Prize
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Pakistan is playing some 5-D chess, here. Butter up the raging narcissist by flattering his ego, in the hopes that he backs down on Iran or risks losing his Nobel prize nomination.
Smart. He actually might fall for it.
Foreign countries know exactly what they're doing this time around when it comes to manipulating Trump. I think last time they were surprised just how easy and stupid it was and now Saudia Arabia is just like "yeah throw some McDonald's paint on a trailer and give him a happy meal, he'll sign whatever we want".
The dude is a very very stupid child.
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It's in the bushes behind the greenhouse.
Do more drugs. Got it!
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The subtext behind Pakistan doing it, and doing it now, is to try and bait Trump away from getting involved with Pakistan's ally: Iran.
If Trump does anything to Iran, Pakistan is going to make a big fuss about doubling-back on their nomination.
Does the nomination mean anything? No. Is he going to get the award? No. It's entirely a diplomatic maneuver for a very specific goal of keeping the US out of Iran.
Its just buttering him up for the next terrorism attack on India that Pakistan is planning to conduct. Iran is a Shia majority country and no ally of Pakistan which is a sunni majority country. Minority sects like Hindus, Shia, Ahmadiyas and ethnic minorities like Hazaras are treated the absolute worst in Pakistan. I would be surprised if they ever ally with Iran.
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Good luck. After sharing the secret, they removed all the payphones.
They cut the hardline! Find the schematics of this building. I need the main wet wall.
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Pakistan is playing some 5-D chess, here. Butter up the raging narcissist by flattering his ego, in the hopes that he backs down on Iran or risks losing his Nobel prize nomination.
Smart. He actually might fall for it.
He already caused Israel attacking Iran in the first place:
- Ripping up the existing nuclear deal with Iran. Giving Israel the excuse.
- Emboldening Israel with cruel rhetoric against Palestinians himself. Allowing them to commit genocide freely.
- Finally giving them a "yellow light" for the attack.
So he definitely does not deserve the nomination, but yeah, maybe he can be manipulated into backing off.
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He already caused Israel attacking Iran in the first place:
- Ripping up the existing nuclear deal with Iran. Giving Israel the excuse.
- Emboldening Israel with cruel rhetoric against Palestinians himself. Allowing them to commit genocide freely.
- Finally giving them a "yellow light" for the attack.
So he definitely does not deserve the nomination, but yeah, maybe he can be manipulated into backing off.
He's playing checkers. They're playing Go
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I'd like to nominate him for 20 years in prison.
I vote firing squad
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The Nobel Peace prize really is the turd of all medals
I mean... the guy who invented dynamite and all that
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“They’re dying, Russians and Ukrainians. I want them to stop dying. And I’ll have that done — I’ll have that done in 24 hours.” -Trump, May 2023
When a leader in any capacity promises something, you expect them to deliver.
Isn't the count of Russian casualties over a million or something, now?
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In other news, I hereby nominate my butt for the Nobel Peace Prize.
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I think this to myself sometimes too but then I realize some other shit stain will take his place.
Yes... the vice president Vance. That's how it works. (Not that I want that either) the whole R party is a shit show, imho
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Well Hitler was nominated too. Sarcastically, by an anti-fashist, but he was nominated.
So one more thing they have in common now.
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He's playing checkers. They're playing Go
He's playing Pigeon Chess.
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Trump helped secure Pakistan-India ceasefire last month, preventing a broader conflict between the two nuclear
No he didnt, India has already said it was talks between India and Pakistan and Trump had zero to do with it.
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“They’re dying, Russians and Ukrainians. I want them to stop dying. And I’ll have that done — I’ll have that done in 24 hours.” -Trump, May 2023
When a leader in any capacity promises something, you expect them to deliver.
"They're eating the dogs! They're eating the cats! They're eating the pets"
47th President of the United States
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The Nobel Peace prize really is the turd of all medals
Reminds me of the quote Political Satire became obsolete when Kissinger was awarded the Peace Prize. But over the years, there have seriously been multiple controversial candidates who got the prize.
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"They're eating the dogs! They're eating the cats! They're eating the pets"
47th President of the United States
Makes for a good song. The Kiffness - Eating the Cats ft. Donald Trump (Debate Remix) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3BrCvZmSnKA
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I am desperately trying to find the portal out of here
After all the news in the last couple of weeks how it might be very likely that our universe is inside a black hole, good luck!
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He already caused Israel attacking Iran in the first place:
- Ripping up the existing nuclear deal with Iran. Giving Israel the excuse.
- Emboldening Israel with cruel rhetoric against Palestinians himself. Allowing them to commit genocide freely.
- Finally giving them a "yellow light" for the attack.
So he definitely does not deserve the nomination, but yeah, maybe he can be manipulated into backing off.
It’s literally his MO either through incompetence or hubris, he consistently plants landlines for both himself and others:
- Crash out of the JCPOA despite Iranian compliance and the EU trying to maintain the deal without the US, setting the stage for the current crisis
- Completely disregard the Palestinian question in the Abraham Accords, signaling to Hamas(/Iran) that the window is closing and soon the whole Gulf will be onboard with permanent Israeli domination of Palestine
- Give the Taliban whatever they want in the Doha Accords, but in a timeline that forces it to be the next President’s problem
- Publicly declare he’ll solve Ukraine-Russia in 100 days… signaling the limits of his patience, and that Putin only needs to delay, delay, delay
- “I’ll make a decision in two weeks on Iran”
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Its just buttering him up for the next terrorism attack on India that Pakistan is planning to conduct. Iran is a Shia majority country and no ally of Pakistan which is a sunni majority country. Minority sects like Hindus, Shia, Ahmadiyas and ethnic minorities like Hazaras are treated the absolute worst in Pakistan. I would be surprised if they ever ally with Iran.
Iran and Pakistan are absolutely allies. They do joint military exercises. They have a joint weapons production program. Iran's diplomatic channels to the USA literally operate out of Pakistan's embassy in Washington.
