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Pakistan nominates Trump for 2026 Nobel Peace Prize

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  • aramova@infosec.pubA [email protected]

    "They're eating the dogs! They're eating the cats! They're eating the pets"

    47th President of the United States

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    Makes for a good song. The Kiffness - Eating the Cats ft. Donald Trump (Debate Remix) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3BrCvZmSnKA

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    • reverendender@sh.itjust.worksR [email protected]

      I am desperately trying to find the portal out of here

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      After all the news in the last couple of weeks how it might be very likely that our universe is inside a black hole, good luck!

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        He already caused Israel attacking Iran in the first place:

        1. Ripping up the existing nuclear deal with Iran. Giving Israel the excuse.
        2. Emboldening Israel with cruel rhetoric against Palestinians himself. Allowing them to commit genocide freely.
        3. Finally giving them a "yellow light" for the attack.

        So he definitely does not deserve the nomination, but yeah, maybe he can be manipulated into backing off.

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        It’s literally his MO either through incompetence or hubris, he consistently plants landlines for both himself and others:

        • Crash out of the JCPOA despite Iranian compliance and the EU trying to maintain the deal without the US, setting the stage for the current crisis
        • Completely disregard the Palestinian question in the Abraham Accords, signaling to Hamas(/Iran) that the window is closing and soon the whole Gulf will be onboard with permanent Israeli domination of Palestine
        • Give the Taliban whatever they want in the Doha Accords, but in a timeline that forces it to be the next President’s problem
        • Publicly declare he’ll solve Ukraine-Russia in 100 days… signaling the limits of his patience, and that Putin only needs to delay, delay, delay
        • “I’ll make a decision in two weeks on Iran”
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        • C [email protected]

          Its just buttering him up for the next terrorism attack on India that Pakistan is planning to conduct. Iran is a Shia majority country and no ally of Pakistan which is a sunni majority country. Minority sects like Hindus, Shia, Ahmadiyas and ethnic minorities like Hazaras are treated the absolute worst in Pakistan. I would be surprised if they ever ally with Iran.

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          Iran and Pakistan are absolutely allies. They do joint military exercises. They have a joint weapons production program. Iran's diplomatic channels to the USA literally operate out of Pakistan's embassy in Washington.

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            As as to be said somehow literally every time these headlines are published, nominations for any Nobel prize are kept secret and announcing that you've submitted a nomination if anything makes them less likely to be accepted as it harms the nomination by harming the image of the nominator. Anyone can say they've nominated anyone for a Nobel Peace Prize and they can't be proven or disproven for 50 years.

            Oh and "Pakistan" can't nominate anyone for a Nobel Prize. All you need to be a nominator for the Nobel Peace Prize is to be an elected official or a university professor, but you do have to be a person. The likely of a headline not bothering to distinguish between a person and their 250 million people nation seems to increase linearly with distance east from the Greenwich meridian.

            https://www.nobelprize.org/nomination/questions-and-answers-about-the-nomination-process-for-a-nobel-peace-prize/

            Please remember this when that Norwegian 'scientist' nominations Trump or Elon or whoever in October like he does every year.

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              Nobel committee knows that if they pick him, it would tarnish the prize.

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                Nobel committee knows that if they pick him, it would tarnish the prize.

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                Is it still a respected thing? I was under the impression it's not
                Obama didn't do anything except be elected and he was nominated. Can't remember if he won it though but that seems like pretty weak criteria to be nominated.

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                • C [email protected]

                  Is it still a respected thing? I was under the impression it's not
                  Obama didn't do anything except be elected and he was nominated. Can't remember if he won it though but that seems like pretty weak criteria to be nominated.

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                  He was awarded and did a lot of un-peaceful things later on

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                    He was awarded and did a lot of un-peaceful things later on

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                    Not peaceful at all. I really think it's a bullshit award these days. Constant drone striking, basic bitch democrat Obama is the best this country can do? Maybe but I hope not

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                      Norwegian here. I can still hear the gasping from the laughter of the nobel committee in Oslo. And I'm on vacation abroad.

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                        Fits right in with Obama, lord of drones.

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                        • C [email protected]

                          Is it still a respected thing? I was under the impression it's not
                          Obama didn't do anything except be elected and he was nominated. Can't remember if he won it though but that seems like pretty weak criteria to be nominated.

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                          He won for not being Bush.

                          That's how terrible Bush was.

                          And Trump is even worse.

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                          • C [email protected]

                            Is it still a respected thing? I was under the impression it's not
                            Obama didn't do anything except be elected and he was nominated. Can't remember if he won it though but that seems like pretty weak criteria to be nominated.

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                            Kissinger won after setting a bunch of infants on fire. Obama winning for nothing wasn't the worst by a long shot.

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                              Not peaceful at all. I really think it's a bullshit award these days. Constant drone striking, basic bitch democrat Obama is the best this country can do? Maybe but I hope not

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                              Always has been 🏆🔫

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                                Iran and Pakistan are absolutely allies. They do joint military exercises. They have a joint weapons production program. Iran's diplomatic channels to the USA literally operate out of Pakistan's embassy in Washington.

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                                Always check the username

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                                  I mean... the guy who invented dynamite and all that

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                                  True, but it's only the Peace Prize that's a total joke, even the Nobel Memorial Prize for Economics is taken more seriously than the Peace Prize

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                                  • almacca@aussie.zoneA [email protected]

                                    He's playing Pigeon Chess.

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                                    He's playing with his ding-a-ling.

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                                    • C [email protected]

                                      Is it still a respected thing? I was under the impression it's not
                                      Obama didn't do anything except be elected and he was nominated. Can't remember if he won it though but that seems like pretty weak criteria to be nominated.

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                                      Obama did win, and it was for his commitments to green energy and climate change. It's widely considered bad to award people before they follow through to the end, especially for the nobel committee. I think they were trying to use it as further motivation to keep those commitments, but if anything it's usually the opposite.. at least when they give them to sociopath politicians. Could definitely be worse than Obama though.

                                      Edit: Reading more on it, it looks like it was also for nuclear non-proliferation. I guess both are pretty valid awards for Obama, even if he could have done far more, especially in his first two years.

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                                        That's some smooth manipulation right there. He just complained that he should have won it and they slyly nominated him. Expect lots of great favors for Pakistan going forward.

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                                          True, but it's only the Peace Prize that's a total joke, even the Nobel Memorial Prize for Economics is taken more seriously than the Peace Prize

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                                          As far as I'm concerned, Trump can have as many as he wants but I still think he's a piece of walking shit

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