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I will step on your neck if you come between me and the box of kids pull-ups I was sent here for

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    Ha! I identity with this.

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      I forget what I went to the store for so I browse every aisle until I see something that makes me remember it (usually the thing itself).

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        I forget what I went to the store for so I browse every aisle until I see something that makes me remember it (usually the thing itself).

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        I sometimes (okay, sometimes more than sometimes) forget something, try to remember it harder the next day, focus so much on not to forget it again that I forget something else. Or I remember every, but in the wrongest possible order so that I'm running through the store like a headless chicken and utterly stressed out.

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          I’ve got adhd, and I’m the one that can’t go into the store without browsing. My wife lowkey hates shopping with me because she just wants to get in and out. I start considering price, value, but also have to consider if it’s a garbage product or not, oh hey, do we need dried noodles? We certainly could, I love cacio e pepe, but maybe not now. Ah crap! I needed tomato paste! Back a few aisles we go!

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            I’ve got adhd, and I’m the one that can’t go into the store without browsing. My wife lowkey hates shopping with me because she just wants to get in and out. I start considering price, value, but also have to consider if it’s a garbage product or not, oh hey, do we need dried noodles? We certainly could, I love cacio e pepe, but maybe not now. Ah crap! I needed tomato paste! Back a few aisles we go!

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            I'm convinced there are these two types of people in the world, and they marry each other

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              I forget what I went to the store for so I browse every aisle until I see something that makes me remember it (usually the thing itself).

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              I can either go to the groceries after some specific items, when I'll run erratically through every aisle until I find them all, or to "do groceries", when I'll run methodically through every isle browsing each product and deciding if I want it or not.

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                The gruen transfer?

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                  I'm convinced there are these two types of people in the world, and they marry each other

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                  I sure did. Before I even enter the store I've already drawn up a map in my head with a very clear path of exactly where I need to go. When my wife joins me, that map goes straight in the garbage bin.

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                    I'm convinced there are these two types of people in the world, and they marry each other

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                    My wife's always looking in the telling me aisle numbers and I'm like tell me the item and I know where to go (until they rearrange the store but that only takes a trip or two to refigure).

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                      growing up mom would take me grocery shopping. we would leave at noon and not return until 6 or 7 in the evening.

                      to this day I fucking hate grocery stores.

                      I've seen enough bread, cereal, milk, eggs, and fuckin potatoes to last five lifetimes.

                      I can still, 25 years later, draw out the floorplan of every grocery store in a 20 mile radius of my hometown. I can even tell you where the fucking pickles are and tell you what shelf they were on.

                      half the stores went out of business. what the hell am I supposed to do with all this trauma? it's not like it can help me, nor can they hurt me.

                      make it end!

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                        I'm convinced there are these two types of people in the world, and they marry each other

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                        My partner actually thought she was quick in 'n out with shops until she witnessed, and then had to bear, me in action. Organise list by distance from the entrance and keep the flow of movement as fluid as possible, to snake your way through aisles ASAP and straight to self-checkout. In and out. And thank god for self-checkout, that cut at least 5 minutes of awkwardness from shopping.

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                          I sure did. Before I even enter the store I've already drawn up a map in my head with a very clear path of exactly where I need to go. When my wife joins me, that map goes straight in the garbage bin.

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                          Lol, I don't even have a map in my head. I walk the same route every time, because I get the same items every time. If I want variety or spice in my food life, I can go to a restaurant once a month. The rest of the time food can be as bare, repetitive, and thus simple as possible.

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                            I start considering price, value, but also have to consider if it’s a garbage product or not, oh hey, do we need dried noodles

                            Yeah, none of that is bad, but when my partner decides that it takes five minutes a product for each decision, I get annoyed. If you can't figure it out in five seconds, the differences are obviously not a big enough deal.

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                              The other way around for me. I love browsing through every aisle of every store, no matter what kind. My wife on the other hand wants to grab the few things we came for and dip asap

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                                Yeah I have no idea wtf this meme is talking about. A lot of people seem to have this weird idea that ADHD gives you some immense ability to focus? When it's literally the opposite. They hear about hyper focus and think that means you have some weird superpower. In reality it's an inordinate amount of attention given to whatever is the most interesting thing to you, at the expense of focus paid to things you actually need to do. It seems pretty unlikely that the person described in the OP is extremely interested in a shopping task.

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                                  Yeah I have no idea wtf this meme is talking about. A lot of people seem to have this weird idea that ADHD gives you some immense ability to focus? When it's literally the opposite. They hear about hyper focus and think that means you have some weird superpower. In reality it's an inordinate amount of attention given to whatever is the most interesting thing to you, at the expense of focus paid to things you actually need to do. It seems pretty unlikely that the person described in the OP is extremely interested in a shopping task.

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                                  I'm exactly the same as what OP describes. I'm laser focused to get what I came for and get tf out as quick as possible as I hate shopping. Unfortunately my partner loves to look through the aisles to see what new products they have, it can be so frustrating but it makes her happy.

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                                    I went to Walmart about 20 minutes ago just to pick up a pizza. There was 3 old dudes standing in front of the pizzas, not doing anything at all; just standing there being an obstruction. They ignored me when I said excuse me. They didn't even move when I reached between them to grab a pizza off the shelf and bumped into them. What the fuck is the deal with old men? 😑

                                    It should have just been an easy in and out trip but I have to deal with this shit.

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                                      I definitely go in with a purpose, and with a paper list that I hold clenched in my claws like it's the last good thing I will ever hold.

                                      If I don't do that, I will go in to grab the one thing I need, but will become distracted seeing things I do need, but not as much as the one thing. After amassing an armful of kinda-needed-items, I will check myself out and go home, where I immediately remember I did not grab the one thing I needed.

                                      It's stressful as all get-out, and made so much worse by increasing costs. My face hurts when I am shopping because I can't stop grimacing lol

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                                        My wife and I (both with ADHD) do both, and alternate who is doing which. We’re on the same page about 75% of the time, and practicing our communication skills the rest of the time.

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                                          Hunter x gatherer

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