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    I was looking for "buzzword soup website doesn't say what the product fucking does"

    Maybe that wouldn't fit in a square

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      Nearly got bingo with FOSS apps. Specifically used to avoid paying big corporations (Spotify, Netflix, google)

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      Troll harder.

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        Nearly got bingo with FOSS apps. Specifically used to avoid paying big corporations (Spotify, Netflix, google)

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        Woah look at me I just donated to Postmarket OS in response.

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          I was looking for "buzzword soup website doesn't say what the product fucking does"

          Maybe that wouldn't fit in a square

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          #8

          Introducing CloudBox™, your personal solution to high-impact process resolutions and expandability. With an innovative new design, CloudBox™ provides industry-leading improvements for discerning enterprises looking to enhance their experience with the highest level of user satisfaction. Building upon the award-winning CloudYDK® platform, CloudBox™ integrates seamlessly with your existing solutions to maximize utility and minimize upkeep, powered by the latest innovations in AI-driven workflow optimizations. And at a new unbeatable price, the benefits of CloudBox™ can be yours without breaking the bank. Visit our website to speak with an agent and improve your cloud experience today!

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            I was looking for "buzzword soup website doesn't say what the product fucking does"

            Maybe that wouldn't fit in a square

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            Are you talking about the turbo encabulator, retro encabulator, or hyper encabulator?

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXJKdh1KZ0w

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5nKk_-Lvhzo

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              Introducing CloudBox™, your personal solution to high-impact process resolutions and expandability. With an innovative new design, CloudBox™ provides industry-leading improvements for discerning enterprises looking to enhance their experience with the highest level of user satisfaction. Building upon the award-winning CloudYDK® platform, CloudBox™ integrates seamlessly with your existing solutions to maximize utility and minimize upkeep, powered by the latest innovations in AI-driven workflow optimizations. And at a new unbeatable price, the benefits of CloudBox™ can be yours without breaking the bank. Visit our website to speak with an agent and improve your cloud experience today!

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              It's so perfectly terrible 🥹

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                What apps only work for straight white guys?

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                #11

                Not really an answer to your question, but worth a read to widen your horizon:
                It’s a huge problem that most health apps are created by men — here’s how to fix that

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                • sunshine@lemmy.caS [email protected]

                  Woah look at me I just donated to Postmarket OS in response.

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                    Nearly got bingo with FOSS apps. Specifically used to avoid paying big corporations (Spotify, Netflix, google)

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                    how do they only work for cis white dudes? is it a fleshlight that refers to its user as a man?

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                      Edit: why is it wrong to laude a company I work for because they are ethical and doing business how it should be done? If we do not share the good companies as alternatives how will we ensure that they stick around?

                      I am actually very proud that the company I work for literally does not tick a single box.

                      www.GridMarkets.com

                      We are a cloud infrastructure company that caters to animation and visual effects artists. We sponsor people's passion projects. Everything is a prepay model that does not have any minimums and actually let's you zero your account. No advertising, no data harvesting (I can say that with confidence as I would be the person doing it if it were happening and I don't). Genuine altruism and genuine customer centric development. And the culture is not toxic in the slightest. The owners always make sure we are all paid before taking a dime and never take more than they pay the rest of us. It is seriously such a good company.

                      They also do compute for computational chemistry, prosumer AI platforming (providing access to ComfyUI, A1111, etc, not actually building AIs or stealing anyone's data), and we can handle just about anything else.

                      If anyone out there has need for compute power for anything and want to work with a company that actually gives a shit, reach out. Especially if it is in a vertical space we already provide services in.

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                        What apps only work for straight white guys?

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                        Maybe the skin cancer detection app?

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                          What apps only work for straight white guys?

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                          Not an app, but the Kinect had trouble with people of certain shades

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                          • jumping_redditor@sh.itjust.worksJ [email protected]

                            how do they only work for cis white dudes? is it a fleshlight that refers to its user as a man?

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                            Do fleshlights not work on black people?

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                              I was looking for "buzzword soup website doesn't say what the product fucking does"

                              Maybe that wouldn't fit in a square

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                              A game of Bingo requires several players to have different cards. That would be on another card. Other possible entries:

                              • Uses recently popular buzzword tech for no reason.
                              • Uses an always-on internet connection and multiple server farms to perform a function that ran locally on a Palm V PDA in 1997
                              • Isn't legal in the EU
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                              • captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.worksC [email protected]

                                Do fleshlights not work on black people?

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                                I may have forgotten that part, um... mame it activated by the reflection from skin and ignore the condition that removes skin pigmentation

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                                  Edit: why is it wrong to laude a company I work for because they are ethical and doing business how it should be done? If we do not share the good companies as alternatives how will we ensure that they stick around?

                                  I am actually very proud that the company I work for literally does not tick a single box.

                                  www.GridMarkets.com

                                  We are a cloud infrastructure company that caters to animation and visual effects artists. We sponsor people's passion projects. Everything is a prepay model that does not have any minimums and actually let's you zero your account. No advertising, no data harvesting (I can say that with confidence as I would be the person doing it if it were happening and I don't). Genuine altruism and genuine customer centric development. And the culture is not toxic in the slightest. The owners always make sure we are all paid before taking a dime and never take more than they pay the rest of us. It is seriously such a good company.

                                  They also do compute for computational chemistry, prosumer AI platforming (providing access to ComfyUI, A1111, etc, not actually building AIs or stealing anyone's data), and we can handle just about anything else.

                                  If anyone out there has need for compute power for anything and want to work with a company that actually gives a shit, reach out. Especially if it is in a vertical space we already provide services in.

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                                  You might have just crossed off the central box

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                                    Nearly got bingo with FOSS apps. Specifically used to avoid paying big corporations (Spotify, Netflix, google)

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                                    Hella bait!

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                                      What apps only work for straight white guys?

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                                      I'm sure there are none, straight white guys are just a favorite villain around here.

                                      I can think of a tech that doesn't work as well on black people though: Pulse oximeters. A pulse oximeter works by shining two wavelengths of light through your finger to measure the amount of oxygen in your blood. It also sees your blood come and go with your pulse, so it can detect your heart rate. Well get this: melanin blocks light. A black man's finger is more opaque than a white man's finger, so optical pulse oximeters have been known to fail to detect hypoxia in dark skinned people. This problem has been known since the 70's, and continues to be a problem to the present day. Because you know what happened recently? A global pandemic of a respiratory disease. Pulse oximeters failed to detect hypoxia in more black patients than white patients, who then weren't given supplemental oxygen. So why in the last 50 years hasn't that been addressed?

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                                      • cm0002@lemmy.worldC [email protected]
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                                        Somewhat unrelated but… can anyone define "rich"? How much money before one is deemed rich? Where is the line drawn between rich and non-rich?

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                                          Somewhat unrelated but… can anyone define "rich"? How much money before one is deemed rich? Where is the line drawn between rich and non-rich?

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                                          It's more vibes-based than anything else

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