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      It's extremely unlikely that social security will still exist by the time we're old enough to retire, so retirement will be yet another thing reserved for the rich.

      Unless you live in a civilized country (not the US) in which case enjoy your retirement you lucky bastard.

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        It's extremely unlikely that social security will still exist by the time we're old enough to retire, so retirement will be yet another thing reserved for the rich.

        Unless you live in a civilized country (not the US) in which case enjoy your retirement you lucky bastard.

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        I just hope that the current crisis in the US is a hallmark of the downfall of American capitalism and that the status quo can change long term. Remains to be seen if that’d be good or bad, though.

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          Retirement home raves, here we come

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            Oh sweet summer child... There isn't going to be many elderly millennials. Most of us will die off from our fifth "once in a generation" financial crisis, WW3, or the collapse of the environment. Hopefully the younger generations use our bones to build a better society.

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              And again everyone forgot about GenX, just the way we like it 😆

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                Retirement home raves, here we come

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                I'll bring the glow sticks!

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                  Retirement home raves, here we come

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                  I think you mean retirement LANs. I'm going to party like it's 1999.

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                    Finally I can max out my Runescape character!
                    *Logs in to Jagex, sees a blank screen*
                    No... it's not fair..... there was time now...!

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                      And die from an aneurysm because you have been sitting all week.

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                        Oh sweet summer child... There isn't going to be many elderly millennials. Most of us will die off from our fifth "once in a generation" financial crisis, WW3, or the collapse of the environment. Hopefully the younger generations use our bones to build a better society.

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                        On top of the fact that you need to have saved money to pay to live in a retirement home.

                        Are... Are there people that sort of really hope to just go from their patents' basement to a retirement home?

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                          Maybe The Elder Scrolls 7 or Grand Theft Auto 7 will be out by the time I retire. Probably not. Weird that both those games have their 6th installments coming out next.

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                            On top of the fact that you need to have saved money to pay to live in a retirement home.

                            Are... Are there people that sort of really hope to just go from their patents' basement to a retirement home?

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                            Well if they bothered to submit those patents instead of leaving them in the basement then they might be able to live in a retirement home

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                              Millennials last 'fuck you' by the universe - longevity.

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                                Zoomers dabbing in their retirement homes whilst their cloned grandkids look on in cringed puzzlement

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                                  Jim sucks and is an office bully.

                                  We're watching Futurama, fellow olds.

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                                    And die from an aneurysm because you have been sitting all week.

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                                    And not from the pent-up rage about the world in flames, somehow.

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                                      And not from the pent-up rage about the world in flames, somehow.

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                                        We have a collection of millennials and Gen z at our retirement home as staff. (Ofc)

                                        We joke about this but it is put in place by us saying we'd also have to be picking up shifts to even live there. It would have to be a sort of inmates running the asylum situation because we're all working til we're in the ground.

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                                          Oh sweet summer child... There isn't going to be many elderly millennials. Most of us will die off from our fifth "once in a generation" financial crisis, WW3, or the collapse of the environment. Hopefully the younger generations use our bones to build a better society.

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                                          Hopefully the younger generations use our bones to build a better society.

                                          Knowing people, they'll use them to bash each other in the face, more likely...

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