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Dressing up as ICE

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  • H [email protected]

    Its not like these people just start their day off from home. This isn't some 9-5 office job.

    They go to an office and park their cars (probably trucks) in the same lot, they kit up in a locker room and spend an hour shooting the shit with all their bros, and then talk about who is wearing what subtle things so they can tell Jenkins from Thompson at a distance. They know each other. They hang out at each other's houses on the weekends. Their kids play together. They know who is supposed to be there that day. They have a game plan as to who does what. They chit chat about music and guns and the weather and cars and TV shows quietly in the downtime.

    These people are not you. They can tell when someone else just shows up. They are organized when required, idiosyncratic about key details when needed, and hierarchical. An outsider only gets a pass when a CO tells them the outsider is OK.

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    another agency

    Coordinated within hierarchies

    Yes, but inter-agency coordination is notorious.

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      Imagine a group of fake ICE agents all pretending to fight each other?! What the hell response would that inspire? 🤣

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      … violence and a few friendly fire causalities. It’s all they know how to do.

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      • H [email protected]

        These people are all coworkers in career LEO positions.

        You think one group of 20 dudes have Kevlar vests and their sidearms at home and just pitch up at a court house like it's a shift at a Denny's? These people have desks and a locker room somewhere where they see each other without masks. They know each other well before the masks go on.

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        I do actually believe Kevin has just been itching to use his mall ninja gear on something other than a punching bag and is absolutely using this as an excuse to abuse and attack people.

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        • theneverfox@pawb.socialT [email protected]

          It is funny that you can buy an ice jacket on Amazon... I've considered getting one to conspicuously leave in my car, just in case

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          Good way to get your car vandalized.

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          • B [email protected]

            No, You will get shot.

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            I'm sorry, but this is class war. Would you prefer to be enslaved?

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              Call yourself NICE, the N stands for "not"

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              • S [email protected]

                There’s gotta be some sort of secret code word you have to know,…..no never mind. So far this administration are far too dumb to have even considered this possibility.

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                The codes are given through Signal App.

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                  I think they are. There's many just disappearing with nothing from the gov. It's a human trafficking field day out there. No American is safe and everyone should remain armed and ready to defend themselves in public.

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                  Indeed and what about sick fucks running the pedophile rings.

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                    All wearing ICE uniforms but with an N written in front.

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                    Uniform? They all look like they raided the RealTree section of the local Walmart

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                      the Knesset consented

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                      • H [email protected]

                        These people are all coworkers in career LEO positions.

                        You think one group of 20 dudes have Kevlar vests and their sidearms at home and just pitch up at a court house like it's a shift at a Denny's? These people have desks and a locker room somewhere where they see each other without masks. They know each other well before the masks go on.

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                        I’ve heard stories of two police departments confusing each other and literally get in a fighting match, so it might not be that far fetched

                        (Undercover drug buyers meeting undercover drug sellers … hilarity ensues)

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                          impersonating law enforcement

                          Masked people in vest without identification?

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                          Starting to look like it.

                          (But really, people need to stop this crap. You have masked goons grabbing people on the streets there is no reason to try and reason the lack of law. If they want to nail you they will, and having the "but look at what she was wearing" at this stage is pathetic.)

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                            Has anyone noticed that the ICE goons dress like the terrorists from counterstrike?

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                            • G [email protected]

                              The codes are given through Signal App.

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                              Ah so we just have to read the Atlantic. Got it!

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                                All wearing ICE uniforms but with an N written in front.

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                                But then they'd know they are not real ICE agents, which kind of defeats the purpose.

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                                  I’ve heard stories of two police departments confusing each other and literally get in a fighting match, so it might not be that far fetched

                                  (Undercover drug buyers meeting undercover drug sellers … hilarity ensues)

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                                  There are numerous reports of police shooting each other thinking that the other are criminals.

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                                    another agency

                                    Coordinated within hierarchies

                                    Yes, but inter-agency coordination is notorious.

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                                    I think you meant to finish that the inter-agency is notoriously bad at communicating and informing each other. Yes, that's true, but unless the OP situation plans to identify themselves as the FBI with fake badges, credentials, and possibly even paperwork that the subject's lawyer can corroborate, it's not going to go well.

                                    Might make some good fiction. IRL would make for a lengthy prison term.

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                                      I’ve heard stories of two police departments confusing each other and literally get in a fighting match, so it might not be that far fetched

                                      (Undercover drug buyers meeting undercover drug sellers … hilarity ensues)

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                                      Yeah, but that's not the result the OP post expects, but instead "oh, you're on duty now? Well, sure, OK I guess."

                                      What you're suggesting of the opposite. Legit other agency LEOs show up for a double-tap arrest and the first group start shooting at them because they don't expect them.

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                                      • ininewcrow@lemmy.caI [email protected]

                                        I don't understand why more Americans just don't dress up like ICE and do whatever they want ...

                                        • rob a bank
                                        • local courthouse and help out someone being actually processed by ICE
                                        • upset your local parish for no reason
                                        • raid a school and let the kids out early for fun
                                        • upset and panic a Republican political event
                                        • local supermarket and grab some free coffee
                                        • raid a library and take a book without signing it out
                                        • get your daily groceries at the grocery store and don't pay for anything
                                        • go into a bar and scare everyone ... then take all the money and booze you want
                                        • go into a car dealership and steal a brand new car

                                        ... like ... no one is bothering to check who ICE is and they are not identifying themselves.

                                        All they have is body armour, masks and firearms ... anyone can do that ... which means, anyone can do whatever they want.

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                                        Serial killers gonna change their MO

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                                          There are numerous reports of police shooting each other thinking that the other are criminals.

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                                          Least wrong cop take ever.

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