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    Being bitten by one of those radioactive horses is my hero origin story.

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      Being bitten by one of those radioactive horses is my hero origin story.

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      "The anxiety of an man with the ability to be rendered into glue after death of a horse."

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        "The anxiety of an man with the ability to be rendered into glue after death of a horse."

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        "Also, sometimes his bowels get twisted up and he dies."

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          Being bitten by one of those radioactive horses is my hero origin story.

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          Adoring fangirl: so why do they call you "horse man"?

          Horseman: let's go back to my place and I'll show you...

          ...later, in the horse cave...

          Fangirl: omg it smells like a damp barn

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            Talk about a hot foot!

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              Adoring fangirl: so why do they call you "horse man"?

              Horseman: let's go back to my place and I'll show you...

              ...later, in the horse cave...

              Fangirl: omg it smells like a damp barn

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              Fangirl: ^let^ ^me^ ^get^ ^my^ ^saddle^

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                Can someone explain this to me I don’t get it.

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                  Can someone explain this to me I don’t get it.

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                  Horses aren't real, but if they were I'd want them to get radiation poisoning

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                    "Also, sometimes his bowels get twisted up and he dies."

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                    "And he's afraid of shiny things"

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                      This is how you get the thoroughbred of sin riding across the nation

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                        Can someone explain this to me I don’t get it.

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                        Not sure but I think the joke is that you expect a punchline but then it's just radiation poisoning

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                          This is how you get the thoroughbred of sin riding across the nation

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                          I sent in my application but I think it got bounced by an llm. I had heinous crimes and a show of force, even a few murders. But no! I get an email back about "hiring from within." Like what, do they promote their mooks to the executive level?

                          Wait, they promote their mooks to the executive level? Fuckin... Goodcorp doesn't do that. And they're good. It's in their name. That's, like, crazier than... Something that's crazy.

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                            I sent in my application but I think it got bounced by an llm. I had heinous crimes and a show of force, even a few murders. But no! I get an email back about "hiring from within." Like what, do they promote their mooks to the executive level?

                            Wait, they promote their mooks to the executive level? Fuckin... Goodcorp doesn't do that. And they're good. It's in their name. That's, like, crazier than... Something that's crazy.

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                            bad horse
                            bad horse
                            bad horse
                            he's bad

                            he rides across the nation
                            a thoroughbred of sin
                            he got the application
                            that you just sent in

                            we're focusing our business
                            and hiring from within
                            there's currently no vacancies
                            within our evil agency

                            bad horse
                            bad horse
                            bad horse
                            he's bad

                            the evil league of evil
                            is downsizing you see
                            although we are still interested
                            in your CV

                            so please keep it updated
                            and keep your schedule free

                            you'll be the first
                            to know of course
                            we'll keep in contact!
                            signed bad horse

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                              Question for the pedants: should it be radiation venom?

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                                "And he's afraid of shiny things"

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                                and has no control over his bowels.

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                                  Look at my horse.

                                  My horse is amazing.

                                  Give him a lick.

                                  He tastes just like raisins.

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                                    Question for the pedants: should it be radiation venom?

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                                    No, being detailed, venom is a toxic substance that a living organism evolved to both produce and actively deliver by a specialised biological structure such as fang, stinger, or barb.

                                    Poison is ingested, inhaled or most importantly to this, absorbed.

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                                      Being bitten by one of those radioactive horses is my hero origin story.

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                                      Who is your arch nemesis, crippledman?

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                                        Horses aren't real, but if they were I'd want them to get radiation poisoning

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                                        I knew about birds and giraffes but horses shocked me ngl

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                                          Can someone explain this to me I don’t get it.

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                                          it's ok to not get radiation poisoning

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