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Yes, this is what people did back then

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    Take a big shit since I can't shitpost

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      Damnit....yea

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      Invent bitcoin

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        I'd hug my mom. Then I'd go ask the pretty next door girl for a date; I lesrned later in life that she also had a crush on me at the time, but since I was plain looking and slightly overweight nerd I never thought I'd hsve any chance with her.

        After getting that out of my system I'd do the obligatory investing.

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          Find a job doing almost anything and being able to afford all of this is the best time traveling gift.

          Also get a little house on that salary, oh if only.

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          As if. I went into crazy debt. I'm still paying for it. But yeah. Boo hoo

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            The first question is what kind of time loop am I in? Is it a ‘We are all going to die and I need to fix it’ or a ‘I need to grow as a person to get out’ loop.
            If it’s the first one then I need to figure out when Donald Trump and Jeffery Epstein are both going to be one of his flights to Epstein’s island and find a way to blow up the plane.
            If it’s the second one I guess do the same thing as that’s got to be good karma.

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              1995? Springer and the price is right in the morning (Bob Barker baby!) then Aladdin, Batman/Superman, Animaniacs and the Simpsons in the afternoon.

              In-between all that we get 90s commercials!

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                Cell phones existed in 1995. They were expensive and just used for making phone calls, tho.

                Had the internet too. I'd be playing Doom or checking out Usenet forums.

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                  Cell phones existed in 1995. They were expensive and just used for making phone calls, tho.

                  Had the internet too. I'd be playing Doom or checking out Usenet forums.

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                  OOOH Look at Mister FANCY PANTS with his dial up internet. You must be rich, Mister Fancy Pants.

                  I think I had AOL at the time...

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                    1995? Springer and the price is right in the morning (Bob Barker baby!) then Aladdin, Batman/Superman, Animaniacs and the Simpsons in the afternoon.

                    In-between all that we get 90s commercials!

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                    holy cow, I lived the afternoon half of that

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                      The first question is what kind of time loop am I in? Is it a ‘We are all going to die and I need to fix it’ or a ‘I need to grow as a person to get out’ loop.
                      If it’s the first one then I need to figure out when Donald Trump and Jeffery Epstein are both going to be one of his flights to Epstein’s island and find a way to blow up the plane.
                      If it’s the second one I guess do the same thing as that’s got to be good karma.

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                      I have thought about this over the years. If I am in a loop, it's "which PhD am I doing this lifetime?" or "so I guess I am going to be the world's best cabinetmaker this round."

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                        Fire up my PC and hit the dial up to check my email and BBS's.

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                        BBS's

                        You can still do that, if you want.

                        • SDF (shameless plug) is still around
                        • Tildeverse, a loose association of pubnixes exists
                        • Gopher and Gemini (a protocol inspired by Gopher) have had some minor resurgence.
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                          First thing? Honestly, probably curl into the fetal position and start bawling for a while as I fully relax for the first time since circa 2007.

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                            Gather as much money as possible and bet on the Chicago bulls to win 3 championships in a row.

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                            Now that is a parlay.

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                              Hang out with my grandparents, ask them everything. I miss them.

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                                Register google dot com

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                                  I'd walk out to the street then light me up that cigarette and strap shoes on my feet.

                                  I'd probably try to find a reason where everything went wrong. I'd really like to find a reason why my money is all gone.

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                                    Do you wake up as you are now, or as you were back then? I didn’t exist in 1995.

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                                      Cell phones existed in 1995. They were expensive and just used for making phone calls, tho.

                                      Had the internet too. I'd be playing Doom or checking out Usenet forums.

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                                      Everyone had mobiles in 1995, they were like $300
                                      The Australian mobile network started in 1982

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                                        Masturbate, back to sleep.

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                                          I'd walk out to the street then light me up that cigarette and strap shoes on my feet.

                                          I'd probably try to find a reason where everything went wrong. I'd really like to find a reason why my money is all gone.

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                                          You got a dog? Still smoke?

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