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Trump Appoints 22-Year-Old Ex-Gardener and Grocery Store Assistant to Lead U.S. Terror Prevention

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  • D [email protected]

    Idk why but I wanna slap him so bad. Like dude that brow smirk makes you look like a moron

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    Mmmmmuh'lady

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    • frenchfryenjoyer@lemmings.worldF [email protected]

      I can hear the MAGA crowd saying "but at least he's a white male"

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      Ehhhhh?

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      • K [email protected]

        Qualification includes that one time he asked a shoplifter to not shoplift and they left anyway.

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        Makes "badass" comments and does karate moves every time a vaguely brown person leaves the store. "Bro, I was waiting for him to pull out a bomb and I woulda been all like HWAH!!!"

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          I feel like.. Were caveman smarter than us? Feel like they would of solved this long ago.

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            The veges can wait. It's hero time!
            (Its hard finding good help these days. Maybe reaching outside the box is your best option?)

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            • jdpoz@lemmy.worldJ [email protected]

              Looks like Pete Campbell from Mad Men.

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              #138

              Bonsoir, Don.

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              • N [email protected]

                And the US just officially warned Iran “not to retaliate”. I think we know what’s coming, lads.

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                Hopefully Mar-a-Lago is being considered as an ideal target for a terrorist attack.

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                • F [email protected]

                  I'm confused, this reads like an argument, but you're making the same point.

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                  I must have worded something stupid in my initial post here - half the 'retorts' here have just restated the post I made. Or, tried to make?

                  Normally on Lemmy I wouldn't get this much pushback for saying that being a gardener or w/e isn't something to shit on.

                  I'd be willing to bet most everyone in this conversation is 99% on the same page, but some dumb miscommunication has us bashing heads.

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                    I feel like.. Were caveman smarter than us? Feel like they would of solved this long ago.

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                    I feel that someone with a large, heavy club could solve a few of our issues. Caveman tactics still work!

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                    • klu9@piefed.socialK [email protected]

                      Mission failed: Just seeing his face makes me want to strap C4 around my chest and walk into the RNC.

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                      Try it at home first to check if it works

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                      • sterile_technique@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                        I must have worded something stupid in my initial post here - half the 'retorts' here have just restated the post I made. Or, tried to make?

                        Normally on Lemmy I wouldn't get this much pushback for saying that being a gardener or w/e isn't something to shit on.

                        I'd be willing to bet most everyone in this conversation is 99% on the same page, but some dumb miscommunication has us bashing heads.

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                        It sorta feels like they hit 'AOC was a bartender' and then Pavlov kicked in and they started drooling.

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                          Does having working experience as a gardener and as a grocery store assistant somehow, disqualify you from doing a , may I say, very straightforward job?

                          I am pretty sure he won't do all of that by himself, what would be the issue then? No enough experience?

                          Please, complain more later in other threads about how young people can't get a job because they are inexperienced

                          It's official, Lemmy is filled to the brim with conservative boomers larping as collectivists LMAO

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                            Am I only one who thinks he looks like a MAD magazine cover?

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                            ...and now I can't unsee it.

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                            • S [email protected]

                              Does having working experience as a gardener and as a grocery store assistant somehow, disqualify you from doing a , may I say, very straightforward job?

                              I am pretty sure he won't do all of that by himself, what would be the issue then? No enough experience?

                              Please, complain more later in other threads about how young people can't get a job because they are inexperienced

                              It's official, Lemmy is filled to the brim with conservative boomers larping as collectivists LMAO

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                              Should this kid be able to get a job somewhere in that agency? Sure, maybe. Should they be leading a major government department with zero experience? Absolutely not.

                              Just like an alcoholic talking head shouldn’t be leading our defense department. Or a fucking WWE wife being anywhere near leading education for the country. This isn’t about qualifications. It’s about nepotism and grifting.

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                              • S [email protected]

                                Does having working experience as a gardener and as a grocery store assistant somehow, disqualify you from doing a , may I say, very straightforward job?

                                I am pretty sure he won't do all of that by himself, what would be the issue then? No enough experience?

                                Please, complain more later in other threads about how young people can't get a job because they are inexperienced

                                It's official, Lemmy is filled to the brim with conservative boomers larping as collectivists LMAO

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                                lololol k

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                                • S [email protected]

                                  Does having working experience as a gardener and as a grocery store assistant somehow, disqualify you from doing a , may I say, very straightforward job?

                                  I am pretty sure he won't do all of that by himself, what would be the issue then? No enough experience?

                                  Please, complain more later in other threads about how young people can't get a job because they are inexperienced

                                  It's official, Lemmy is filled to the brim with conservative boomers larping as collectivists LMAO

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                                  Yup. That's the take. You're so 100% correct. No difference between the typical grievance about needing 15 year experience for a 10 year old system and a guy who had 2 part time entry level jobs running a department of a (for now) global super power.

                                  I'm so glad you were so smart you could show how hypocritical it is. Cause they're the EXACT SAME situations.

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                                  • S [email protected]

                                    Does having working experience as a gardener and as a grocery store assistant somehow, disqualify you from doing a , may I say, very straightforward job?

                                    I am pretty sure he won't do all of that by himself, what would be the issue then? No enough experience?

                                    Please, complain more later in other threads about how young people can't get a job because they are inexperienced

                                    It's official, Lemmy is filled to the brim with conservative boomers larping as collectivists LMAO

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                                    They cry and cry and cry because you g kids aren't doing enough and then when one finally lands a great job they complain "NOOoO not like that!?"

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                                    • I [email protected]

                                      Looks like a B movie or kids movie villain.

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                                      The state is run by kids movie villians doing ww2 movie crimes.

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                                        such a punchable face.

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