The "P" stands for pee?
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I saw this truck today, but didn't have a chance to take a pic. I stole this one from the bad place. How did their PR team not see this?
Their employees piss in bottles so they don't take breaks.
Pee, in a bottle, on your 30 second break.
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I saw this truck today, but didn't have a chance to take a pic. I stole this one from the bad place. How did their PR team not see this?
Their employees piss in bottles so they don't take breaks.
wrote on last edited by [email protected]As Soon As Prime (decides to show up)
Yeah...
I'd prefer it to mean "possible," please.
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I saw this truck today, but didn't have a chance to take a pic. I stole this one from the bad place. How did their PR team not see this?
Their employees piss in bottles so they don't take breaks.
We're holding your shit hostage. You can have it as soon as you subscribe to Prime.
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I saw this truck today, but didn't have a chance to take a pic. I stole this one from the bad place. How did their PR team not see this?
Their employees piss in bottles so they don't take breaks.
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Yeah their marketing has been kinda insane lately. Saw a box that said
I'm empty without youon it. Like YIKES, way to make me not want to use your serviceYou don't want to be with someone that clingy and desperate. You should break up with Prime. Don't lead them on.
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I saw this truck today, but didn't have a chance to take a pic. I stole this one from the bad place. How did their PR team not see this?
Their employees piss in bottles so they don't take breaks.
The p stands for peanits
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I saw this truck today, but didn't have a chance to take a pic. I stole this one from the bad place. How did their PR team not see this?
Their employees piss in bottles so they don't take breaks.
The "P" stands for "Parked in the Middle of Our Street."
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Looks legit and awesome.
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The "P" stands for "Parked in the Middle of Our Street."
Ohhh ho, in the middle of
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I saw this truck today, but didn't have a chance to take a pic. I stole this one from the bad place. How did their PR team not see this?
Their employees piss in bottles so they don't take breaks.
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The "P" stands for "Parked in the Middle of Our Street."
isn't that also where USPS parks?
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You don't want to be with someone that clingy and desperate. You should break up with Prime. Don't lead them on.
but all the red flags complement their dress
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...ing in bottles while driving.
(There are even reports of shitting into plastic bags)
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I saw this truck today, but didn't have a chance to take a pic. I stole this one from the bad place. How did their PR team not see this?
Their employees piss in bottles so they don't take breaks.
ASAP is Apple Sauce Ass Poop
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As Soon As Prime (decides to show up)
Yeah...
I'd prefer it to mean "possible," please.
Honestly, I'd prefer leisurely delivery unless next-day is absolutely necessary (and it should cost extra). Biggest problem is overpromising, just say it'll take 3-4 days and people will be happy it arrives in 2. It'll give the delivery workers a break, and you probably don't need it by tomorrow anyways otherwise you should've ordered sooner.
Part of the problem is the lack of stores nearby in case you do need something right away of course. Ideally you could solve that with a quick corner store visit instead of having to order online.
Basically Amazon didn't just fuck up retail, but postal too.
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The "P" stands for "Parked in the Middle of Our Street."
In the bike lane*
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I saw this truck today, but didn't have a chance to take a pic. I stole this one from the bad place. How did their PR team not see this?
Their employees piss in bottles so they don't take breaks.
Amazon can go fuck off, as far as I am concerned. Cancelled my account around 2007, when knowing about their shitty practices towards their workers.
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The "P" stands for "Parked in the Middle of Our Street."
No, it stands for the bottles the workers have to hide, and probably throw in your street.
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No, it stands for the bottles the workers have to hide, and probably throw in your street.
No, it stands for what I said!
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Honestly, I'd prefer leisurely delivery unless next-day is absolutely necessary (and it should cost extra). Biggest problem is overpromising, just say it'll take 3-4 days and people will be happy it arrives in 2. It'll give the delivery workers a break, and you probably don't need it by tomorrow anyways otherwise you should've ordered sooner.
Part of the problem is the lack of stores nearby in case you do need something right away of course. Ideally you could solve that with a quick corner store visit instead of having to order online.
Basically Amazon didn't just fuck up retail, but postal too.
Happy cake day!
