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    Why should I change? He's the one who sucks

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      I have never in all my 40+ years ever met anyone with my name.

      Closest was a horse someone named after me.

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      they didn't tell you the horse was older than you?

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        I'm "blessed" with a unique name. Nobody else on the planet appears to have my given name + surname, let alone the equally uncommon middle name.

        I apparently don't know enough people with horses in order to have one named after me.

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          There was 5 people in my mid-sized high school with my same first and last name. LOL, most popular thing I ever wrote in the school paper was an article about it.

          The middle initials? A, B, C, D, F.

          One time a teacher reported $name to the dean's office and we all 5 were sitting in a row. "You do it?" "Nope." They had to let us off.

          There are shitloads of people my exact age with the same first name because of a song that come out when were we gestating.

          WOW! Not only my name, but my wife's name spiked the year we were born!

          https://randalolson.com/name-age-calculator/

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            I'm "blessed" with a unique name. Nobody else on the planet appears to have my given name + surname, let alone the equally uncommon middle name.

            I apparently don't know enough people with horses in order to have one named after me.

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            See my other comment. The only thing that makes me stand out is my weird middle name.

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              The Highlander theme begins to play

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              There can only be one.

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                See my other comment. The only thing that makes me stand out is my weird middle name.

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                i'm the opposite, i'm trans and i picked a rather rare name for my fist name, but my middle name? Jon 🙂

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                  I'm "blessed" with a unique name. Nobody else on the planet appears to have my given name + surname, let alone the equally uncommon middle name.

                  I apparently don't know enough people with horses in order to have one named after me.

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                  Twins! Means it's easy to doxx me tho lol.

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                    https://youtu.be/Fm9I4FABsHc

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                      they didn't tell you the horse was older than you?

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                      I couldn't check it's age coz it was a gift.

                      Little equine humour for ya.

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                        I'm "blessed" with a unique name. Nobody else on the planet appears to have my given name + surname, let alone the equally uncommon middle name.

                        I apparently don't know enough people with horses in order to have one named after me.

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                        I’ve never even met anyone with my first name alone. I’m essentially positive I am 1 of 1 when it comes to my first and last name together.

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                            Just noticed the the text colour I chose is the same as that of his teeth. 😄

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                              There can only be one.

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                              If there can be only one, then why are there 5 movies and multiple TV series?

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                                I was named after some guy before they found out he was a total dirtbag. My legal first name is so unused it sounds discordant when I hear it (like at a doctor's office).

                                I really struggled with that until my friend Chuck showed me his own ID and I learned his last name. Yep, Manson.

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                                  I was named after some guy before they found out he was a total dirtbag. My legal first name is so unused it sounds discordant when I hear it (like at a doctor's office).

                                  I really struggled with that until my friend Chuck showed me his own ID and I learned his last name. Yep, Manson.

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                                  Chuck made the right nickname choice

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                                    If there can be only one, then why are there 5 movies and multiple TV series?

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                                    There are? I only know of the one.

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                                      There is one guy in the world who has the same name as I do. He once wanted to buy my domain bEcAuSe YoU dOn'T uPdAtE yOuR sItE.

                                      Fuck him. I'm the original. And there is much more to a domain than the web.

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