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What a fun guy!

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    Acceptable

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      Fuckin classic lmao

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        You know what they say about a man with big feet...

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          Fuckin classic lmao

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          "Hey, look at me! I'm Mr. Golden Glove Dick! I've got a Golden Glove for a penis!"

          laughter

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            You know what they say about a man with big feet...

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            Big mushroom cap warmers?

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              I thought this was going to be from that mushroom sub I keep seeing occasionally in my all feed lately.

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                Relative to leg girth, that thing is massive.

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                My sister used to say “skinny guys get all the cock,” which I have not yet seen disproven in 15+ years of sexual activity primarily with men (though I’m generally skeptical about things like that). She’s married now and has toned it down, so she hasn’t said it in a while, but her husband is skinny.

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                  My sister used to say “skinny guys get all the cock,” which I have not yet seen disproven in 15+ years of sexual activity primarily with men (though I’m generally skeptical about things like that). She’s married now and has toned it down, so she hasn’t said it in a while, but her husband is skinny.

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                  Accurate in my experience too tbh

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                    Accurate in my experience too tbh

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                    It's not a bone or anything really constrained, it's a vascular organ. Which is to say that the correlation makes complete sense and anyone who regularly incorporates a lot of aerobic exercise into their life will likely have a larger penis then those that don't.

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                      Daniels had described Trump’s penis in more lurid terms than “unique” and “horrifying.”

                      “It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool,” she wrote in her memoir “Full Disclosure.”

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                      I have a cousin with a dingdong like that. Super pale with a bright pink toadstool tip.

                      Haha, when we were kids I caught him doing his thing a few times. He did this odd thing like he was starting a fire with a stick.

                      So bizarre. Enjoy the mental image.

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                        Good example of how cutting in video footage decides what story it tells

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                          It's not a bone or anything really constrained, it's a vascular organ. Which is to say that the correlation makes complete sense and anyone who regularly incorporates a lot of aerobic exercise into their life will likely have a larger penis then those that don't.

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                          I have always interpreted it more like people with a build like Zach woods, not just people who exercise. And in my sexual history, the skinny ones were all smokers, which has got to have an impact.

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