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What's a company secret you know?

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    Oracle’s Larry Ellison can fly a plane, play the guitar and blow smoke rings…. All at the same time.

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    blow smoke rings up Drump's ass?

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    • jordanlund@lemmy.worldJ [email protected]

      We can see everything you do online. Everything.

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      only because of my gugle keyboard. but it knows me so well by now that it's hard to get rid of.

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      • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

        Don't fucking ask if we have it in the back.

        If we had it in the back, it would be out in the front.

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        Haha damn I always ask if y'all got it in the back.

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          the custodian closet to bang your coworker in

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          I don't think you'd want to bang my co-workers.

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            Red Cross facilities frequently ignore federal regulations on the refrigeration of donor blood.

            You're probably not going to get a choice in the matter but if you ever need a transfusion you might want to consider asking for blood sourced from local blood banks or other organizations.

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              I work for Squeaky Farms, and I'm done being silent about this. That "Genuine Animal Milk" they sell to our children? That's rat milk.

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                TIL not to trust online availability (this happens way too often). Would calling beforehand actually help or just bother the employees more because they're busy and probably won't look?

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                There is almost never a time where there is anyone to answer the phone. I don't even think the customer service desk is in operation anymore.

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                  Your store has enough staffing you have time to fix floor counts? Lucky.

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                  lol enough staffing...

                  There was supposed to be 5 people in my department (Fresh) alone. Most days, I was all alone because nobody else came in, or they did but spent all their time in other departments (if they were working at all). But I was also in Fresh, at a Walmart with a super small fresh food section. There wasn't much to stock or zone, outside of milk. So a lot of the time, I just sat in the fridge or freezer on my phone, doing the counts, or in the training room learning the processes for every job in the store.

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                    The oil company I used to work for patents green energy solutions and then shelves them so nobody can use them.

                    The mobile phone company I used to work for sent out a letter to staff asking them for ideas on how to make "free" profits since they could no longer implement roaming charges (roaming is 100 percent free for the company) .

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                    • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

                      Don't fucking ask if we have it in the back.

                      If we had it in the back, it would be out in the front.

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                      And yet, when I ask, they usually have it in the back.

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                        The CEO at a local architecture firm spent most of his time looking at porn during the pan.

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