Don't tell me what to do.
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they are going that way anyway, why not have a couple take a shortcut
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just gonna leave this here https://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/uk-news/doctors-warning-people-not-insert-17802129
"I can almost recognize my bottom again" is an all time quote
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Several years back, I went to the store at the beginning of summer to get some foam pool noodles for the pool. I couldn't find them anywhere, not even Walmart.
The next spring, they were everywhere, but they all included a tag or sticker that read "Not to be inserted rectally."
So we had to go a summer without pool noodles so the government regulators could protect us against some butt stuff some weirdo tried.
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Several years back, I went to the store at the beginning of summer to get some foam pool noodles for the pool. I couldn't find them anywhere, not even Walmart.
The next spring, they were everywhere, but they all included a tag or sticker that read "Not to be inserted rectally."
So we had to go a summer without pool noodles so the government regulators could protect us against some butt stuff some weirdo tried.
if you can shove a pool noodle up yer arse, I don't think the government should tell you not too
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if you can shove a pool noodle up yer arse, I don't think the government should tell you not too
SOMEBODY should tell you not to!
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SOMEBODY should tell you not to!
you just did, and that's enough.
if you don't mind me, I'm going to get a pool noodle for research
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Yeah probably the same "doctors" that give vaccines and think covid is real
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you just did, and that's enough.
if you don't mind me, I'm going to get a pool noodle for research
Well, have fun.
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I have so many questions about the train of thought that led to this… situation.
I reckon a friend of theirs was looking for something real hard.
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The new sexually frustrated boomer trend
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My body, my choice.
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Maybe the worm likes spring rolls.
Do you have any idea how hard it is for a brain parasite to order takeout?
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Well DUH! It's summer idiots.
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I have so many questions about the train of thought that led to this… situation.
I know right?! You could fit your entire wallet in there, and they'd never guess the password!
Don't ask how I know this, I don't have any trucknuts..
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The fuck? First person I've met that objects to this. Even the sushi places usually throw in soy sauce for your spring rolls
wrote on last edited by [email protected]Wait, sushi places have spring rolls? Never seen one offer those. I thought it was a doner kebab thing, I get them with cream sauce or garlic sauce or something. Definitely not soy sauce yuck.
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Just watch me motherfucker
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I have moved on to egg rolls.
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Well DUH! It's summer idiots.
I'm sure you can get frozen spring rolls
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My body, my choice.
wrote on last edited by [email protected]Doctor: can you at least wait a few seconds after you take them out of the deep fryer next time?
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Maybe the worm likes spring rolls.
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