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You know which voice to use. We all know which voice to use.

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    I just got married and I’m very very conscious of how I say that phrase.

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      I always think of the lpotl version of "my wife"

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      • semi_hemi_demigod@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

        I just got married and I’m very very conscious of how I say that phrase.

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        sorry but can you explain?

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        • stinky@redlemmy.comS [email protected]

          sorry but can you explain?

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          I don’t want to sound like Borat ever, even by accident, because I adore my wife

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            Very nice

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            • semi_hemi_demigod@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

              I don’t want to sound like Borat ever, even by accident, because I adore my wife

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              Not living up to your username there

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              • zagorath@aussie.zoneZ [email protected]

                Not living up to your username there

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                I love her enough to drop the bit.

                She’s really that amazing.

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                  Mah wayfe

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                  Muh woiyfe

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                    At my job, I quite often see "Monday, Wednesday, Friday" abbreviated to MWF.

                    I read it in the voice once. It has proven to be the gift that never stopped giving.

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                      He is retired? My brother Bilo...

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                      • snotflickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zoneS [email protected]

                        I only recently learned that Borat unintentionally did the human race a favor by causing Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock's divorce.

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                        You made me look it up and holy fuck is this a dick move:

                        The couple, who married just four months ago, reportedly got into an explosive argument at Universal studio chief Ron Meyer's house two weeks ago. Meyer screened Borat for Rock, Anderson, and several others, and Rock considered Anderson's performance, of which he apparently knew nothing whatsoever, so embarrassing and infuriating that he reputedly called her a "slut" and a "whore." Since then, relations between the two have gone from bad to worse, and Anderson announced that the split was for real on her website Monday (Nov. 27).

                        I figured kid rock just had a dumb sense of humor and thought it was funny to repeatedly call her “my wife,” but apparently he preferred slut shaming her. I’m also confused about how you marry Pamela Anderson without being cool with her doing sexy things on camera.

                        That said, it’s nearly twenty years ago and was initially reported by the New York Post, so take it with a grain of salt.

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                        • semi_hemi_demigod@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                          I don’t want to sound like Borat ever, even by accident, because I adore my wife

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                          And also because Sacha is a Zionist dickhead.

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                          • semi_hemi_demigod@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                            I just got married and I’m very very conscious of how I say that phrase.

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                            Say it with me, "My wife has an inner ear infection."

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                              And also because Sacha is a Zionist dickhead.

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                              Well this is a bummer to hear... Zionist dickheads are THE WORST

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                                Unintentional Borat also happens a lot when people at work start talking about “learnings”

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                                  I always think of the lpotl version of "my wife"

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                                  I can hear Henry's sweat

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                                  • thebat@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

                                    And also because Sacha is a Zionist dickhead.

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                                    I have a hard time believing that

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                                      I have a hard time believing that

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                                      Well you're free to do your own research.

                                      Look up Jaime Lee Curtis too while you're at it.

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                                        Muh woiyfe

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                                        Ma Waaaaaf

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                                          Fus Roh Divorce!

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