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  • G [email protected]

    Alt Text: Tweet, "There are the camps that Zohran's wife is going to run in NYC now. A fucked up fate I would not wish on my worst enemy."

    Image of a buxom blonde in a skintight latex suit with a whip.

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    Guarantee this guy pays a statuesque blonde to beat the shit out of him, or wishes he could afford to.

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    • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.comS [email protected]

      Hope Canada is ready for an American migrant flood.

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      I hope we check political affiliation at the border

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      • G [email protected]

        Alt Text: Tweet, "There are the camps that Zohran's wife is going to run in NYC now. A fucked up fate I would not wish on my worst enemy."

        Image of a buxom blonde in a skintight latex suit with a whip.

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        Does my dommy mommy have to be tall and blonde all the time, or can there be like a rotation?

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        • P [email protected]

          I'm looking forward to the find out phase come hurricane season

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          Gatornado confirmed

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            This is either satire or another case of conservatives being entirely unable to criticise anything without also broadcasting their kinks

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            I'd say it has to be satire, but these days you just never know, do you?

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            • samus12345@sh.itjust.worksS [email protected]

              Poe's Law. Conservatives post shit like this all the time unironically.

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              And not the first time they've tried to slam something and actually made it look great instead.

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              • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.comS [email protected]

                Meanwhile, FEMA emergency disaster shelter funds are currently being redirected (by noted puppy executioner Kristi 'ICE Barbie' Noem) toward building the 'Alligator Alcatraz' concentration camp by the Trump regime.

                Nope, not making that up.

                https://newrepublic.com/post/197148/dhs-kristi-noem-plans-fema-immigration-prisons-alligator-alcatraz

                They are literally building a concentration camp in the middle of a swamp, with a literal alligator infested moat, reasoning that the alligators will eat anyone who tries to escape.

                They're doing this with the money that is supposed to go toward flood and hurricane shelters.

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                It's a little worse than that, believe it or not. That site development was abandoned in the first place because of environmental concerns. So it's harming the Everglades, keeping it from draining as well, meaning it could actually cause worse flooding in a hurricane, FEMA funds being used to make disasters worse.

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                • G [email protected]

                  Alt Text: Tweet, "There are the camps that Zohran's wife is going to run in NYC now. A fucked up fate I would not wish on my worst enemy."

                  Image of a buxom blonde in a skintight latex suit with a whip.

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                  fuck yeah

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                  • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.comS [email protected]

                    Meanwhile, FEMA emergency disaster shelter funds are currently being redirected (by noted puppy executioner Kristi 'ICE Barbie' Noem) toward building the 'Alligator Alcatraz' concentration camp by the Trump regime.

                    Nope, not making that up.

                    https://newrepublic.com/post/197148/dhs-kristi-noem-plans-fema-immigration-prisons-alligator-alcatraz

                    They are literally building a concentration camp in the middle of a swamp, with a literal alligator infested moat, reasoning that the alligators will eat anyone who tries to escape.

                    They're doing this with the money that is supposed to go toward flood and hurricane shelters.

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                    I cannot think of a better place for him and his entire administration to spend their remaining days on earth.

                    if it was possible, I would trap their souls there for as long as possible to fester and degrade into nothingness.

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                    • S [email protected]

                      I got tee boned one time and I came literal gallons.

                      So hot.

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                      Crash (1996)

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                      • G [email protected]

                        Alt Text: Tweet, "There are the camps that Zohran's wife is going to run in NYC now. A fucked up fate I would not wish on my worst enemy."

                        Image of a buxom blonde in a skintight latex suit with a whip.

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                        Umm, are we talking like 2 week summer camp? I'd be game.

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                        • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.comS [email protected]

                          Hope Canada is ready for an American migrant flood.

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                          I'm about ready to seek asylum in Mexico.

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                          • tuckerm@feddit.onlineT [email protected]

                            Reposting what I said on Mastodon, since a few people seem to be falling for this one:

                            [...] but this looks like satire, and searching for that poster's name suggests that he's not being serious here.
                            Case in point: he has a blog that shows he's not a Trumper.
                            https://drewpavlou.substack.com/p/maga-maoism-trumpism-as-a-third-world

                            Conservatives have a hard time understanding satire (article about this), let's make sure progressives don't become the same way. (I know, it's hard, especially when a lot of conservative opinions are indistinguishable from satire.)

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                            He's also a rabid antisocialist and a zionist wanker though, so I don't think he likes Mamdani, either.

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                            • ch3dd4r_g0bl1n@sh.itjust.worksC [email protected]

                              People pay good money for this at present. Is this future offering it for free? Cuz I’m in.

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                              First free busses, now this?!?

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                              • thebat@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

                                Crash (1996)

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                                • G [email protected]

                                  Alt Text: Tweet, "There are the camps that Zohran's wife is going to run in NYC now. A fucked up fate I would not wish on my worst enemy."

                                  Image of a buxom blonde in a skintight latex suit with a whip.

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                                  It really depends on the kind of music being played...

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                                  • G [email protected]

                                    Alt Text: Tweet, "There are the camps that Zohran's wife is going to run in NYC now. A fucked up fate I would not wish on my worst enemy."

                                    Image of a buxom blonde in a skintight latex suit with a whip.

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                                    What's the go here. Do we have to pay, do we commit a crime. I would like more details please ?

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                                    • snotflickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zoneS [email protected]

                                      No, Zohran plans to actually help people, unlike liberals who basically enable the authoritarians.

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                                      You're thinking of Clinton era neo liberals that are still in power.

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                                        Alt Text: Tweet, "There are the camps that Zohran's wife is going to run in NYC now. A fucked up fate I would not wish on my worst enemy."

                                        Image of a buxom blonde in a skintight latex suit with a whip.

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                                        Rich, coming from the side actually putting people in Camps where they get beaten and humiliated by masked men.

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                                        • G [email protected]

                                          Alt Text: Tweet, "There are the camps that Zohran's wife is going to run in NYC now. A fucked up fate I would not wish on my worst enemy."

                                          Image of a buxom blonde in a skintight latex suit with a whip.

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                                          Brb, moving to New York.

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