The Harbinger of the Dystopia
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Ba da ba ba bah! It's Brave New World.Instead of McCafe, it should be "McSoylent".
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Ba da ba ba bah! It's Brave New World.
needs to change the sign and logo to be more brutalist as well
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Instead of McCafe, it should be "McSoylent".
Would you like a 64 oz McEnergy with your McSoylent?
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Would you like a 64 oz McEnergy with your McSoylent?
"I've exhausted my monthly ration allowance for McEnergy, so I'll have to pass today."
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Ba da ba ba bah! It's Brave New World.
It's going to suck to be forced to eat there. But what can you do, the ziabatsu commands it.
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Ba da ba ba bah! It's Brave New World.
McDonalds: Fuck you I'm eating! / Home of the Extra Bigass Fries
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Ba da ba ba bah! It's Brave New World.
McNormandy opens June 2026
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Ba da ba ba bah! It's Brave New World.
Brutalist fast food restaurants? Don't threaten me with a good time. Fuckin love me some brutalism
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Instead of McCafe, it should be "McSoylent".
Excellent suggestion. Here you go:
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needs to change the sign and logo to be more brutalist as well
You're entirely right, but you might be writing cheques my 5-year-old phone can't cash.
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Ba da ba ba bah! It's Brave New World.wrote on last edited by [email protected]
I'm actually going to say that I think designing a restaurant for disastrously unhealthy fast food in a way that makes it look and feel like a playground shouldn't be legal, and I'm happy to see them look as dull and unappealing as possible to young children.
The ongoing health crisis is so severe in no small part because of things like that 1990s picture getting kids addicted to trash. This post feels like someone from the 1970s yearning for the days of Joe Camel. Plain packaging does work.
Edit: I thought Joe Camel was much older than it really is.
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Brutalist fast food restaurants? Don't threaten me with a good time. Fuckin love me some brutalism
If it were borne out of a progressive, socialist democracy, I'd be on board. Auth-right brutalist fast food would be a horror show.
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McNormandy opens June 2026
Don't give them any more ideas.
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Ba da ba ba bah! It's Brave New World.
The French branch puts some effort in it, usually they look like this
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McDonalds: Fuck you I'm eating! / Home of the Extra Bigass Fries
I was so sure that movie was hyperbole.
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It's going to suck to be forced to eat there. But what can you do, the ziabatsu commands it.
Yeah, we're nearly back there. I didn't have revisiting feudalism on my bingo card.
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The French branch puts some effort in it, usually they look like this
If I saw that in America I'd think it used to be a Starbucks.
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I'm actually going to say that I think designing a restaurant for disastrously unhealthy fast food in a way that makes it look and feel like a playground shouldn't be legal, and I'm happy to see them look as dull and unappealing as possible to young children.
The ongoing health crisis is so severe in no small part because of things like that 1990s picture getting kids addicted to trash. This post feels like someone from the 1970s yearning for the days of Joe Camel. Plain packaging does work.
Edit: I thought Joe Camel was much older than it really is.
wrote on last edited by [email protected]I recently watched a (german) video about the exact development of McDonalds depicted in the meme and it made me realize how much of the experience had been catered towards children and how I felt when I went there more often (or at all) when I was younger.
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I'm actually going to say that I think designing a restaurant for disastrously unhealthy fast food in a way that makes it look and feel like a playground shouldn't be legal, and I'm happy to see them look as dull and unappealing as possible to young children.
The ongoing health crisis is so severe in no small part because of things like that 1990s picture getting kids addicted to trash. This post feels like someone from the 1970s yearning for the days of Joe Camel. Plain packaging does work.
Edit: I thought Joe Camel was much older than it really is.
wrote on last edited by [email protected]Interesting take. Maybe they should be designed like an art gallery of various medical office styles. Kids would hate that.
Edit: I'm glad cigarettes are on their way out, but I used to love these when I was even stupider:
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Ba da ba ba bah! It's Brave New World.
"You are in McDonald's. Consume and exit."
