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    The monkey paw curls: all insects and other "bugs" are gone now, the food chain collapses bottom up and the human race is just about extinct within 10 years.

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      Me if ticks didn't exist.

      I used lay directly in the grass without a care in the world.

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      And allergies

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        It's kind of funny how cyclical the solution is here. Compute needs power. That power is driving climate change. Which kills the bugs which kills the humans which prevents any more bugs from being created.

        Thank you for reading my Black mirror fanfic brought to you by noctua.

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        The only caveat is that at some point we will likely start farming insects as a food source. They require way less resources to produce than animal protein, and are actually pretty healthy (and tasty if cooked right)

        People might be grossed out, but shellfish is basically just ocean insects and many of us love that shit.

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          And allergies

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          My sinuses sealed shut from this picture.

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            funny how well this fits for both meanings

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              I upvoted this before I saw what community it was in. Now I wish I could upvote twice.

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                I'd be fine if it was just biting mosquitoes that disappeared.

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                  I itch just looking at these.

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                    The monkey paw curls: all insects and other "bugs" are gone now, the food chain collapses bottom up and the human race is just about extinct within 10 years.

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                    Don't 'monkey's paw' comments usually have a negative?

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                      Gets mauled by a bear.

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                      Northern Norway doesn't have tics, snakes, or bears. Worst thing that could happen is getting gnawed on by a lemming.

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                        Yes, happily unemployed 😊

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                          Don't 'monkey's paw' comments usually have a negative?

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                          Depends on the monkey

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                            Northern Norway doesn't have tics, snakes, or bears. Worst thing that could happen is getting gnawed on by a lemming.

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                            ... or a Norwegian

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                              Don't 'monkey's paw' comments usually have a negative?

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                              the capybaras are dead :c

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                                ... or a Norwegian

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                                That does happen TBF.

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                                  Me if ticks didn't exist.

                                  I used lay directly in the grass without a care in the world.

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                                  I wouldn’t mind them if they didn’t carry/transmit those awful diseases.

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                                    The monkey paw curls: all insects and other "bugs" are gone now, the food chain collapses bottom up and the human race is just about extinct within 10 years.

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                                    That's optimistic...

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                                      I get the importance of bugs, but why do they gotta be such annoying assholes.

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                                      If a deity exists, he probably says the same thing about humans. Both are annoying to a more advanced being for similar reasons.

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                                        I itch just looking at these.

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                                        Yeah, sadly gras is still plenty itchy

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                                          I upvoted this before I saw what community it was in. Now I wish I could upvote twice.

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                                          Upvoted you since I can't upvote the post twice

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