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Living life in peace

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    They do have mosquitos.

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    Regrettably. But it's more of an unending torment situation than a life threatening situation. And they don't harass you on the beach or on the mountains, just in the forest. And let's face it, if you're doing anything with your summer other than sitting in a boat with a fishing line, you're doing it wrong.

    The sea Sami had the right idea. Spend the summer fishing on the sea and spend the winter hunting in the forest. A lifestyle I intend to resurrect once I retire.

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    • P [email protected]

      I enjoy and appreciate nature in nearly all its forms. Even mosquitos just tryna live, they're born required to bite somebody 🤷‍♂️

      Fuck the Canada goose.

      Fuck em as a group, fuck their whole flocks, fuck a flying V of Canada geese. Fuck em as an entire grand, branching lineage of this strange fractal miracle we call life, get rid of the Canada goose and our timeline returns to the more harmonious path it had been on before everything stopped making sense.

      Canada is cool, fuck that goose tho.

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      Please don't fuck the geese

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      • M [email protected]

        Don't 'monkey's paw' comments usually have a negative?

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        Everything else dies too.

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          Image is accurate, since without bugs, the food chain collapses and takes society with it, and the survivors will have to migrate to rural areas that can support a hunter-gatherer lifrstyle.

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          Eh, grass would be fine, and cows eat grass.

          The snails would get out of hand probably tho

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          • cm0002@lemmy.worldC [email protected]
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            80% of our bugs will be replaced by AI by the year 2026

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            • P [email protected]

              I enjoy and appreciate nature in nearly all its forms. Even mosquitos just tryna live, they're born required to bite somebody 🤷‍♂️

              Fuck the Canada goose.

              Fuck em as a group, fuck their whole flocks, fuck a flying V of Canada geese. Fuck em as an entire grand, branching lineage of this strange fractal miracle we call life, get rid of the Canada goose and our timeline returns to the more harmonious path it had been on before everything stopped making sense.

              Canada is cool, fuck that goose tho.

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              Nah fuck mosquitos, specifically the genus that sucks blood, which is a subsect. They don't even add to an ecosystem and its been widely theorized they could be wiped out without environmental harm, but only benefit.

              Death to biting mosquitos.

              https://www.npr.org/sections/goatsandsoda/2016/02/20/467094440/would-it-be-a-bad-thing-to-wipe-out-a-species-if-its-a-mosquito

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                I don't mind bees. It's the ones that bite you for no reason at all that I can't stand.

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                Bees and butterflies don't pollinate all by themselves, FYI. Things that bite/sting also do a lot of pollination work! Flies, wasps, etc

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                  Bite you for no reason?! You're the one crushing their home and messing everything up!

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                  Exactly. I'd like to see OP's reaction if a giant would crush his house and maybe even his loved ones.

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                  • M [email protected]

                    Nah fuck mosquitos, specifically the genus that sucks blood, which is a subsect. They don't even add to an ecosystem and its been widely theorized they could be wiped out without environmental harm, but only benefit.

                    Death to biting mosquitos.

                    https://www.npr.org/sections/goatsandsoda/2016/02/20/467094440/would-it-be-a-bad-thing-to-wipe-out-a-species-if-its-a-mosquito

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                    What a out ticks?

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                    • buboscandiacus@mander.xyzB [email protected]

                      Upvoted you since I can't upvote the post twice

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                      Upvoting this whole chain because I can't multi-upvote OP too

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                        me if hayfever didn't exist:

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                          I used to hate shellfish

                          but now I hate shellfish with righteous indignation.

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                          Shrimps is bugs

                          They good tho

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                            I enjoy and appreciate nature in nearly all its forms. Even mosquitos just tryna live, they're born required to bite somebody 🤷‍♂️

                            Fuck the Canada goose.

                            Fuck em as a group, fuck their whole flocks, fuck a flying V of Canada geese. Fuck em as an entire grand, branching lineage of this strange fractal miracle we call life, get rid of the Canada goose and our timeline returns to the more harmonious path it had been on before everything stopped making sense.

                            Canada is cool, fuck that goose tho.

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                            You need to meet it's bigger brother, the swan.

                            Where I live we get white swans, Canadian geese, and Egyptian geese. Egyptian are smaller and absolutely fine. Canadian will get angry and tell you to fuck off Swans are 50% bigger and will run you out of the county.

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                              Nah fuck mosquitos, specifically the genus that sucks blood, which is a subsect. They don't even add to an ecosystem and its been widely theorized they could be wiped out without environmental harm, but only benefit.

                              Death to biting mosquitos.

                              https://www.npr.org/sections/goatsandsoda/2016/02/20/467094440/would-it-be-a-bad-thing-to-wipe-out-a-species-if-its-a-mosquito

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                              Sounds like a certain lake troll is agitating to improve his lake-dwelling experience, if ya ask me.

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                                Bees and butterflies don't pollinate all by themselves, FYI. Things that bite/sting also do a lot of pollination work! Flies, wasps, etc

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                                mosquitoes can fuck right off. the rest stays.

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                                  mosquitoes can fuck right off. the rest stays.

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                                  Actually mosquitos help as well, they are a food source for many other insects and animals. It’s just a food chain (and you are at the bottom… with that sweet, sweet blood)

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                                    80% of our bugs will be replaced by AI by the year 2026

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                                    Don't worry, AI will reintroduce those bugs into our software to live on there

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                                      Actually mosquitos help as well, they are a food source for many other insects and animals. It’s just a food chain (and you are at the bottom… with that sweet, sweet blood)

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                                      I remember reading a long time ago that most insects are a very protein dense food source ... beef when looking at the whole cow is about 50%-60% protein overall .... while an insect is about 90% protein.

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                                        Exactly. I'd like to see OP's reaction if a giant would crush his house and maybe even his loved ones.

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                                        Little Fly,
                                        Thy summer's play
                                        My thoughtless hand
                                        Has brushed away.

                                        Am not I
                                        A fly like thee?
                                        Or art not thou
                                        A man like me?

                                        For I dance
                                        And drink, and sing,
                                        Till some blind hand
                                        Shall brush my wing.

                                        If thought is life
                                        And strength and breath
                                        And the want
                                        Of thought is death;

                                        Then am I
                                        A happy fly,
                                        If I live,
                                        Or if I die.

                                        • poem by William Blake
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                                          Bite you for no reason?! You're the one crushing their home and messing everything up!

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                                          It makes you realize why we want to destroy the world so easily when we only ever see the world as being convenient for us only and not for all life no matter what shape or form it comes in.

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