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    I got one of those too. I called the customer service to get another path home because of disturbances, and they just have robot answering. The robot started halfway through the call just reading pure json at me, and then said "to get this information as a message press 1" or something. This is what I got:

    Here is your journey from undefined to undefined:
    BUSS 506 towards Karolinska sjukhuset
    09:36 from undefined
    10:18 arrived at undefined.
    Link to your journey.

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      The Javascript literal interpretation of NaN never fails to amuse me.

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        catherine tate crop image with caption text catchphrase "what a f*king liberty"

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        • scoopta@programming.devS [email protected]

          As someone who mostly avoids JavaScript, I don't see the IT in this image, I just see a bad language I avoid!

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          I had the exact same reaction.

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            I'm an old fuck and I started to code in the late 80s.
            Fast forward 30 years, I once had to work at a WeWork. One day, directly outside of my small office space, I swear to god, a fucking hipster kid with a Macbook under his arm practiced skateboard moves. That was the exact moment I started hating working in IT. It's also what I think every Javascript coder looks and acts like.

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            • glorkon@lemmy.worldG [email protected]

              I'm an old fuck and I started to code in the late 80s.
              Fast forward 30 years, I once had to work at a WeWork. One day, directly outside of my small office space, I swear to god, a fucking hipster kid with a Macbook under his arm practiced skateboard moves. That was the exact moment I started hating working in IT. It's also what I think every Javascript coder looks and acts like.

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              What's wrong with skateboards

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                NaN minutes later, a truck arrives in the alley, its license plate reads "undefined". Someone gets out of the vehicle
                "I have something for you"
                He gives you a package. You open it. It's an [object Object]

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                  I kid you not, opening this post on piefed.ca gave me "Internal Server Error" the first time.

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                  • dumbkid@lemmy.dbzer0.comD [email protected]

                    What's wrong with skateboards

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                    I actually wish skateboards made a come back. Much more preferable over the escooters I see around a lot.

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                      NaN minutes later, a truck arrives in the alley, its license plate reads "undefined". Someone gets out of the vehicle
                      "I have something for you"
                      He gives you a package. You open it. It's an [object Object]

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                      Must be from the NPM delivery service. The recipient is lucky the driver didn’t give them thousands of dependencies too.

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                        I'm no acupuncturist, but I'm pretty sure that it's SUPPOSED to say "naan minutes", which is time spent enjoying delicious Indian flatbread.

                        I guess you just eat your naan and then your ride arrives to ask you if you have any leftovers? 🤷

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                        • dumbkid@lemmy.dbzer0.comD [email protected]

                          What's wrong with skateboards

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                          Nothing. But that kid used it inside a coworking space.

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                          • dohpaz42@lemmy.worldD [email protected]

                            Must be from the NPM delivery service. The recipient is lucky the driver didn’t give them thousands of dependencies too.

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                            Guess why he came with a truck and not on a cargo bike...

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                            • scoopta@programming.devS [email protected]

                              As someone who mostly avoids JavaScript, I don't see the IT in this image, I just see a bad language I avoid!

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                              This isn't the languages fault, it's the developers.

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                                Thirteen furries just had an aneurysm.

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                                • glorkon@lemmy.worldG [email protected]

                                  I'm an old fuck and I started to code in the late 80s.
                                  Fast forward 30 years, I once had to work at a WeWork. One day, directly outside of my small office space, I swear to god, a fucking hipster kid with a Macbook under his arm practiced skateboard moves. That was the exact moment I started hating working in IT. It's also what I think every Javascript coder looks and acts like.

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                                  Youngsters these days, uh?

                                  Now grandpa, time to take your medicine

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                                  • dohpaz42@lemmy.worldD [email protected]

                                    Must be from the NPM delivery service. The recipient is lucky the driver didn’t give them thousands of dependencies too.

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                                    "I got a package from Jason"

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                                    • cm0002@lemmy.worldC [email protected]
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                                      Is it a threat?

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                                      • dohpaz42@lemmy.worldD [email protected]

                                        Must be from the NPM delivery service. The recipient is lucky the driver didn’t give them thousands of dependencies too.

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                                        Ah sweet, my left-pad is coming today!

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                                        • matty_r@programming.devM [email protected]

                                          I actually wish skateboards made a come back. Much more preferable over the escooters I see around a lot.

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                                          Yeah but no handle so you're much more likely to eat shit when you go down a slope or something.

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