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  • openstars@piefed.socialO [email protected]

    Why would they need to, are you anemic and lacking in blood? 🧛‍♂️

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    Vampires can steal your valuables too! You don't know!

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    • async_amuro@lemmy.zipA [email protected]

      Permission isn’t an invitation. They need to be invited in, not have permission to enter.

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      Can a vampire not break and enter? Would an invitation work if they were out of town and needed the vampire to cat sit for a weekend? Does you being in the house have an effect on the invitation or it deed based? How are renters handled? So many questions!

      If you’re like me, you’re frustrated with vampire law. Here at Vampire Law, we help to keep your invitations clear and any misunderstandings cleared up.

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        No. The vampire is bound by a supernatural barrier not even the likes of Dracula can defy. Otherwise Dracula would be a judge to issue warrants for his fellow vampire officers.

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        • async_amuro@lemmy.zipA [email protected]

          Permission isn’t an invitation. They need to be invited in, not have permission to enter.

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          I don't know about that. So, if they ask, "can I come in?" and you say, "Yes." then they still can't come in?

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            [citation needed]

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            Can confirm, no warrent carrying vampires have gotten into my house without permission from someone inside.

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              I don't know about that. So, if they ask, "can I come in?" and you say, "Yes." then they still can't come in?

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                What if im an illegalist who doesnt pay taxes and reinforces my home's exterior?

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                I am not a vampire lawyer, but vampire courts do tend to side with the vampire when these types of questions come up after the fact.

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                  similar question.

                  do vampires need visas to enter a country?

                  can they cross borders freely?

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                    We are all playing in a World of Darkness game on this glorious day.

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                    Ravnos or Brujah, fang?

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                      similar question.

                      do vampires need visas to enter a country?

                      can they cross borders freely?

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                      if you surround the earth in a megastructure shaped like a house do all vampires on earth instantly die?

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                        that depends on the setting you're writing.

                        I think it would be more interesting to instead say yes or no, and then explain why it's that way in your setting.

                        if yes, perhaps the law is magic in its own right, or perhaps the state is ordained by god. If the vampire is a protagonist, then perhaps the story might be interestes in exploring the necessity of due process and the consequences of not doing that.

                        If no, perhaps it is because the police are a corrupt institution lacking support of any higher supernatural power. Our vampire cop might feel forced to use increasing sinister methods of gaining entry to suspects homes.

                        The answer could even be different depending on location, and showing the difference could be very interesting.

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                          if you surround the earth in a megastructure shaped like a house do all vampires on earth instantly die?

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                          wait

                          is property lines the same as a house?

                          can you sublet a room on your house and hide there?

                          can you surround a vampire with houses and he cannot escape?

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                            wait

                            is property lines the same as a house?

                            can you sublet a room on your house and hide there?

                            can you surround a vampire with houses and he cannot escape?

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                            Hey, I'm an amateur vampirologist. Feel free to tell me to go F myself if you disagree, but here are my thoughts.

                            In most media I've seen it's not the property line, it's specifically the house.

                            Subletting leads to an interesting conundrum that I'll have to explore more but on its face I think it checks out. I also think it's very silly and would love to see a work that explored this.

                            As I understand it, you'd have to build them pretty close together so it couldn't escape, especially if it can turn into mist or fly, but theoretically I think that would work too if you could build fast enough.

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                            • darkassassin07@lemmy.caD [email protected]

                              But if you're born in the USA, you didn't agree to any ToS it was forced upon you at birth. Never chose to accept/agree to them, but obligated to follow them or face punishment.

                              A contract signed under duress is invalid.

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                              If you’ve voted, you’ve essentially agreed to the ToS

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                                I am not a vampire lawyer, but vampire courts do tend to side with the vampire when these types of questions come up after the fact.

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                                Courts are just cosplayers. Probably not even real vampires.

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                                  Wait, aren't landlords de facto vampires?

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                                  • bizzle@lemmy.worldB [email protected]

                                    Hey, I'm an amateur vampirologist. Feel free to tell me to go F myself if you disagree, but here are my thoughts.

                                    In most media I've seen it's not the property line, it's specifically the house.

                                    Subletting leads to an interesting conundrum that I'll have to explore more but on its face I think it checks out. I also think it's very silly and would love to see a work that explored this.

                                    As I understand it, you'd have to build them pretty close together so it couldn't escape, especially if it can turn into mist or fly, but theoretically I think that would work too if you could build fast enough.

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                                    i won't tell you to fuck yourselves, I'll do it myself ..

                                    next questions

                                    a cave can be a house, can a vampire enter a uninhabited cave, but if next day someone moves in, will the vampire be unable to enter?

                                    if a vampire inherits a house, no one formally invited him in, could he enter, as he is the legal owner and therefore only need his invitation?

                                    do tents count as housing? what about this:

                                    could you wear a tent like that and vampires would be unable to bite you?

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                                      Can a vampire not break and enter? Would an invitation work if they were out of town and needed the vampire to cat sit for a weekend? Does you being in the house have an effect on the invitation or it deed based? How are renters handled? So many questions!

                                      If you’re like me, you’re frustrated with vampire law. Here at Vampire Law, we help to keep your invitations clear and any misunderstandings cleared up.

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                                      Express, verbal consent if there is a person in the house. No one in the house = no need to grant permission.

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                                        No. The vampire is bound by a supernatural barrier not even the likes of Dracula can defy. Otherwise Dracula would be a judge to issue warrants for his fellow vampire officers.

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                                        I actually think you've just described the current political climate in the US.

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                                          wait

                                          is property lines the same as a house?

                                          can you sublet a room on your house and hide there?

                                          can you surround a vampire with houses and he cannot escape?

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                                          I wonder how this would interact with, say, Manhattan's Eruv—a wire used by some Jews to demark a private space.

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