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Might be time to find another job

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  • B [email protected]

    I literally had this argument with the coworker who would eat other people’s food:

    “ did you eat my fucking sandwich??”

    “Oh. It was yours?”

    “Why the fuck would you do that??”

    “Well i didn’t know it was yours”

    “But you knew for certain it wasn’t YOURS, since you didn’t make and bring it!”

    “People should label stuff if they don’t want it to get eaten”

    Most frustrating person i ever met. Laziest fuck ever too. This guy couldn’t walk without dragging his feet

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    Put rocks in it and if they complain about their broken teeth you tell that you're trying to fix your mineral deficiency.

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    • cheers_queers@lemmy.zipC [email protected]

      Someone emptied my lunchbox and left it on the counter, i've had a padlock on it ever since.

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      You can buy bags with fake mold, but people will probably see it and throw your food in the trash, so I don't think it really helps.

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        So glad I live 5 minutes from work and can go home for lunch. Mostly it's to see the dog but it's also nice not worrying about this crap.

        I only ever use our group's mini fridge in our cubicle for a seltzer I drink at the end of the day. Even that is a chaotic fridge filled with rotting food and too many condiments and creamers. I just put a can in to cool in the morning and take it out to drink by the end of the day.

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          In the US most employers used to provide coffee and some kind of creamer free for employees.

          About 25-30 years ago the capitalists realized their employees wouldn't quit over not having free coffee, so they stopped providing free coffee.

          Maybe you got the custom from them, but they have decivilized while y'all have maintained?

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          We still have coffee and creamer, but it's the worst shit imaginable, just burnt beans and powdered creamer. I was pissed when I went to our HQ in another state, which is smaller than our site and they had a good brand from my city and multiple real creamers. They had a free soda fountain too which we don't have, but I'm trying to cut that shit outta my life so that's probably for the best.

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            Very weird comment, probably super weird person behind it

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            Milk is weird. I don't think any other mammals drink it after childhood, or from other animals.

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              Put rocks in it and if they complain about their broken teeth you tell that you're trying to fix your mineral deficiency.

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              Never eat a Goron’s lunch

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              • A [email protected]

                Just poke a hole in the side, steal what you need, and tape it shut.

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                I don't even want to fuck with other people's food generally, but id do this.

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                • B [email protected]

                  The inside corner of his shoes were warped and smashed because he’d just slip his feet into his shoes and wiggle em in. Dude was so lazy I was convinced he never washed his water bottle and had mono or something cause the dude even spoke slow, like Kevin from the office

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                  What does mono have to do with speaking slowly?

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                    My office just used to have milk delivered so everyone had it. The benefit of everyone there drinking tea!

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                      Just poke a hole in the side, steal what you need, and tape it shut.

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                      Yeah or use one of those drill-taps they use to tap maple syrup.

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                        So glad I live 5 minutes from work and can go home for lunch. Mostly it's to see the dog but it's also nice not worrying about this crap.

                        I only ever use our group's mini fridge in our cubicle for a seltzer I drink at the end of the day. Even that is a chaotic fridge filled with rotting food and too many condiments and creamers. I just put a can in to cool in the morning and take it out to drink by the end of the day.

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                        What's up with people who leave stuff in there for weeks knowing that they are never going to eat it but are just too lazy to throw it out?

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                        • daggermoon@lemmy.worldD [email protected]

                          I kind of do. One of the managers hides supplies we need because we "use too much of it" or something and it affects the budget. We need to ask her for the supplies if we need it. So, I just stopped doing the work that requires those supplies. Her precious budget is safe.

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                          Totally agree. My guide is always if they don't care then I don't care. Want to make me jump through hoops to do my job. Fuck you.

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                            We still have coffee and creamer, but it's the worst shit imaginable, just burnt beans and powdered creamer. I was pissed when I went to our HQ in another state, which is smaller than our site and they had a good brand from my city and multiple real creamers. They had a free soda fountain too which we don't have, but I'm trying to cut that shit outta my life so that's probably for the best.

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                            Yeah, it's not extinct yet, but free worksite coffee is endangered where it was thriving 3 decades ago

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