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Time to redraw America's borders in a way that finally makes sense.

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    #18

    I feel for Louisiana getting lumped into Floxas, run by the mutant abomination AbbSantis.

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    • gedaliyah@lemmy.worldG [email protected]

      I think we tried that once.

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      At that time only the South wanted independence, now it might be that both parts would rather live on their own.

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        Insular, gossipy, ugly, unintelligible, poorly dressed crazy religious dumbfucks and normal humans who actually have empathy and can accept their town gaining new residents without throwing a redneck tantrum about it every day while said new resident occupies free real estate in their moldy swamp brains.

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        Right thooooo

        ugly, poorly dressed

        meh ain’t hurting nobody

        unintelligible

        little our fault innit, also don’t wanna punch down

        Get your emotion though not denying your feeling 🙂

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          It's not actually all that differently stupid.

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            Floxas gonna absolutely kill at college football

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              Right thooooo

              ugly, poorly dressed

              meh ain’t hurting nobody

              unintelligible

              little our fault innit, also don’t wanna punch down

              Get your emotion though not denying your feeling 🙂

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              #23

              From my perspective it's punching back. But there are always exceptions to the rule. My philosophy is "give respect, get respect", not "viciously slander, patronize and exclude outsiders until they break yet somehow still feel entitled to their kindness and expect them to suck you off and inflate your already over-inflated ego".

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                One line would be enough: to divide North from South.

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                You need 4 lines. North East, South West, Wastelands.

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                  So a track record of treachery and treason?

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                    Floxas gonna absolutely kill at college football

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                    But the target of basically all the hurricanes

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                      At that time only the South wanted independence, now it might be that both parts would rather live on their own.

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                      These welfare queen red states would turn into Somalia in short order. If I can't make it back to a blue state before the borders close I'm going to fucking kill myself.

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                        These welfare queen red states would turn into Somalia in short order. If I can't make it back to a blue state before the borders close I'm going to fucking kill myself.

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                        Better to have a small Somalia2 than turn all the US into the Beautiful Somalia of Covfefe, don't you agree?

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                          #29

                          I especially like IDiOTA

                          Also

                          America's borders

                          USA borders.

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                            you also created new jersey, take some fuckin responsibility for your sins

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                            Fine, New Jersey is taking its Unix and going home then

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                              Better to have a small Somalia2 than turn all the US into the Beautiful Somalia of Covfefe, don't you agree?

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                              I won't be alive to see it if it comes to that, so that doesn't concern me. But sure, the rest of the U.S is kinda sorta worth saving, I guess. Maybe.

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                                Fine, New Jersey is taking its Unix and going home then

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                                oh shit.

                                well, bsd, er, linux-shit... uh.... TempleOS it is!

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                                  Split it along the time zones instead. Less states and simpler administration. Washington DC can be its own time zone just to mess with people.

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                                    oh shit.

                                    well, bsd, er, linux-shit... uh.... TempleOS it is!

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                                    Linux isn't derived from Unix, just originally based on it. The BSDs and Darwin (Mac) would be the unfortunate casualties, but at least most of the country won't be stuck with Windows?

                                    Edit: And, I guess, Nintendo Switch and PlayStation 4/5. The former "borrowed" the networking stack from OpenBSD, and the latter are based on some BSD variant if I recall correctly.

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                                      I won't be alive to see it if it comes to that, so that doesn't concern me. But sure, the rest of the U.S is kinda sorta worth saving, I guess. Maybe.

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                                      We’ll smuggle you out.

                                      I feel like any major restructure like that would require some sort of open border policy, even if temporary, simply because people have never had any reason to not move..? And if we Balkanize with closed borders from go, well that’s for sure going to cause conflict.

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                                        You should sort them in alphabetical order, my European brain won't be able to remember them otherwise

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                                          The Internet would be great if it wasn't for all the other computers attached to it.

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                                          Those damn macintoshes. Get off my LAN!

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