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What are the funniest or your favorite hair insults you've heard?

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    Your hair looks small

    His hair looks a bit mad... [Irish accent]

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      Your hair looks small

      His hair looks a bit mad... [Irish accent]

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      "Why are you crying? Is it your haircut?"

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        Your hair looks small

        His hair looks a bit mad... [Irish accent]

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        "Is that hair for real?"

        Yelled at my grandma's orange (or red) permed hair while walking on Myrtle Beach!

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          Your hair looks small

          His hair looks a bit mad... [Irish accent]

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          My face is so ugly, my hairline is slowly trying to get away from it.

          Two for one deal.

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            Your hair looks small

            His hair looks a bit mad... [Irish accent]

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            #5

            Don't remember the show but people kept asking a female character "Is it windy outside" cause her hair was so crazy.

            Another good one: you must save a lot of money on shampoo (for someone who is bald)

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              Don't remember the show but people kept asking a female character "Is it windy outside" cause her hair was so crazy.

              Another good one: you must save a lot of money on shampoo (for someone who is bald)

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              My favorite is rubbing a bald head (with permission from said baldy) for luck xD

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                My face is so ugly, my hairline is slowly trying to get away from it.

                Two for one deal.

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                My dad always said that his head hair was just migrating to his back

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                  "Why are you crying? Is it your haircut?"

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                  God damn, that's nuclear

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                    Your hair looks small

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                    Looks like the colony of fungus on his head became sentient.

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                      Your hair looks small

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                      Pumpkin pie hair cutted freak.

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                        My favorite is rubbing a bald head (with permission from said baldy) for luck xD

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                        The baldy slap always killz muh

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