A very curious situation indeed
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Buy lifelong supply of wine corks.
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Buy lifelong supply of wine corks.
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just get yourself a lifetime supply of buttplugs like a responsible adult
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Buy a dilator
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Open wide
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Butt plug
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Butt plug
E-stim version doubles as a bug zapper
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Get an only fans page and cash in on people's weird fetishes.
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without a base without a trace
just get yourself a lifetime supply of buttplugs like a responsible adult
What I can't see can't hurt me
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First, I save this meme to my phone.
Second, I attempt to legally enter the US.
Third, I have all my rights revoked and get kidnapped by ICE.
Fourth, I wait and watch as the insects all get eaten before they can get to me.
See, being detained by Trump and his lizard people doesn't have to be all bad.
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Butt plug
do you really need the threat of butthole bugs to wear a butt plug though?
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Glue a gecko to my taint?
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Wear pants.
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Formiphilia is like the worst fetish...
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I choked on my coffee when this scrolled on screen.
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Glue a gecko to my taint?
What part of the gecko are gonna glue to that dainty taint?
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Start by switching from boxers to briefs.
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Fight back. Eat chili.
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Station my chameleon by my booty and prepare to shoot myself in the face.
Imagine every insect that can walk, crawl, or fly bombarding your dwelling. Fuck it, throw arachnids in there as well. They will find a way in, you will be covered head-to-toe in swarming insects of 1,000 varieties.
Depending on where you live, you got a hour, maybe a whole day. But they'll eventually break the windows and doors. At that time, your ass will belong to them.
In other news, I'm considering a new horror short.
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Station my chameleon by my booty and prepare to shoot myself in the face.
Imagine every insect that can walk, crawl, or fly bombarding your dwelling. Fuck it, throw arachnids in there as well. They will find a way in, you will be covered head-to-toe in swarming insects of 1,000 varieties.
Depending on where you live, you got a hour, maybe a whole day. But they'll eventually break the windows and doors. At that time, your ass will belong to them.
In other news, I'm considering a new horror short.
A great deal of what we'd call insects outside of the scientific community are so small you can either barely see them or can't see them at all unaided. The larger bugs would be getting sloppy seconds.
