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      oh honey...

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        Looking forward to getting back on dating apps at 38

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          Looking forward to getting back on dating apps at 38

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          You can do it!

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            https://youtu.be/llGvsgN17CQ

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              I saw a girl on tiktok say something similar about how after a shit day at work she will look at hinge and be even further upset about the people who have liked her on hinge, as though this is all she deserves in life.

              It sounds extremely depressing out there these days.

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                This makes me feel glad to be old.

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                  Looking forward to getting back on dating apps at 38

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                  Look, I did it at 47. Take the time to make a good profile, ask for help on pics and be an authentic you. It’s a mess out there, for those that never try.

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                    Is she surprised by the lach of pedophiles?

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                      I don't think 29 year olds are millennial, are they? Or is this an older meme?

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                        well, no shit, put on something cute and go poke around the meat department exuding cluelessness at a fancy grocery store in the nice part of town. Find some strapping adult man to “ask” if he knows the difference between skirt and brisket.

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                          I don't think 29 year olds are millennial, are they? Or is this an older meme?

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                          '96 is often cited as the cutoff year for millennial, so they'd be mixed 29/30.

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                            If they aren't divorced they are probably crazy.

                            Target the divorced MILFs. That's your best bet. This also applies if you're a cis-het woman.

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                              I don't think 29 year olds are millennial, are they? Or is this an older meme?

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                              The spirit of it is there

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                                Look, I did it at 47. Take the time to make a good profile, ask for help on pics and be an authentic you. It’s a mess out there, for those that never try.

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                                ask for help on pics

                                I would like to second this point, especially if you're not practiced at taking selfies. I've seen some fine looking men IRL whose profile pictures looked like potato.

                                It doesn't have to be this way. People like to help, and most would be happy to see you meet someone special. Might as well ask.

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                                  I don't think 29 year olds are millennial, are they? Or is this an older meme?

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                                  We're kind of in-between generations but I think most of us have more in common with millennials than with gen z.

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                                    A confounding issue is the apps themselves have gotten worse over time. Like, old okcupid you could search. You could type in like "final fantasy" or "the Mets" and find people who liked those things enough to put them on their profile.

                                    Now you're limited to whatever the app decides to give you. Well, the app doesn't want you to leave so that incentive doesn't line up.

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                                      ask for help on pics

                                      I would like to second this point, especially if you're not practiced at taking selfies. I've seen some fine looking men IRL whose profile pictures looked like potato.

                                      It doesn't have to be this way. People like to help, and most would be happy to see you meet someone special. Might as well ask.

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                                      I may or may not be one of these people that suck at selfies. But damn if my profile pics weren’t top amateur talent from my sister. I may not have had dating life partner success(yet), but I’ve had a good number of dates that went some distance.

                                      I repeat for those not listening: Effort pays off.

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                                        We're kind of in-between generations but I think most of us have more in common with millennials than with gen z.

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                                        I know a lot of people in that age bracket and I'd say "affiliation" with those is pretty much split down the middle. Some got a job straight after school and matured into skinny jeans wearing adults while others spent some time fucking around after school and thus experienced the shift of meme culture, fashion and whatnot when they were still in their formative phase.

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                                          A confounding issue is the apps themselves have gotten worse over time. Like, old okcupid you could search. You could type in like "final fantasy" or "the Mets" and find people who liked those things enough to put them on their profile.

                                          Now you're limited to whatever the app decides to give you. Well, the app doesn't want you to leave so that incentive doesn't line up.

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                                          They are making a mentally ill frankenspecies.

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