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A Spacecraft Carrying Human Remains and Cannabis Crashes into the Ocean

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    cross-posted from: https://mander.xyz/post/33171740

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    Sometimes that comedown be hard AF, tho.

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      cross-posted from: https://mander.xyz/post/33171740

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      • H [email protected]

        cross-posted from: https://mander.xyz/post/33171740

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        Well that’s a brand new sentence.

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          cross-posted from: https://mander.xyz/post/33171740

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          and it's floating in a most peculiar way

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          • H [email protected]

            cross-posted from: https://mander.xyz/post/33171740

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            When did they become human remains? Before or after launch?

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            • H [email protected]

              cross-posted from: https://mander.xyz/post/33171740

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              I mean, haha silly funny time, but it was a person, Phillip Chapman, an astronaut's remains. Please show some respect.

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                cross-posted from: https://mander.xyz/post/33171740

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                Wow the comments here are gold

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                  cross-posted from: https://mander.xyz/post/33171740

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                  So uh, how much cannabis? Asking for a fisherman.

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                  • H [email protected]

                    cross-posted from: https://mander.xyz/post/33171740

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                    Okay, partial failure. But they ended up with an epic Viking burial at sea!

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                      I mean, haha silly funny time, but it was a person, Phillip Chapman, an astronaut's remains. Please show some respect.

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                      actually, that was their other launch. It exploded.

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                        When did they become human remains? Before or after launch?

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                        When did they become human remains? Before or after launch?

                        Long before. Its a company that, after your death, will fly some of your ashes to space. For orbital services, the ashes are then returned to your estate, and in this case that can't happen because the vessel wasn't recovered. They also offer deep space launches where your ashes never come back.

                        The actor that played Scotty on the original Star Trek has his ashes flown to space, as an example.

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                          Okay, partial failure. But they ended up with an epic Viking burial at sea!

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                          🎶 Always look on the bright side of life 🎶

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                            cross-posted from: https://mander.xyz/post/33171740

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                            I don't think that's what they meant when they said they were gonna blaze it.

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                            • P [email protected]

                              When did they become human remains? Before or after launch?

                              Long before. Its a company that, after your death, will fly some of your ashes to space. For orbital services, the ashes are then returned to your estate, and in this case that can't happen because the vessel wasn't recovered. They also offer deep space launches where your ashes never come back.

                              The actor that played Scotty on the original Star Trek has his ashes flown to space, as an example.

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                              I was gonna joke that this article could be “headlines about me, from the future” but then I read this comment and now I might not be joking. These molecules yearn to get the fuck away from this place

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                              • I [email protected]

                                I mean, haha silly funny time, but it was a person, Phillip Chapman, an astronaut's remains. Please show some respect.

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                                Spewing that much poison into the atmosphere for superstitious reasons is not worthy of respect, no matter who they were when they were alive.

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                                  Spewing that much poison into the atmosphere for superstitious reasons is not worthy of respect, no matter who they were when they were alive.

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                                  The spacecraft was actually part of a ride share, with lots of other payloads, so the launch was for a lot of reasons.

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