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A Polish jalapeño pastry

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  • M [email protected]

    There is no joke, the text is in Polish and this happens all the time in bakeries with sweet shit laid out like this. So you want it to be a "polak joke" when it isn't. This isn't someone being racist / nationalistic / making this about haha those stupid Poles, this is literally a bakery in Poland with wasps on it, which isn't uncommon to see.

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    #95

    Um ... Ya, there's a graphic. And then there's the post title. And together they tell the joke.
    It's ok. You don't have to get it. It will be fine.
    (Hint ... there are no jalapenos in the pastry.)

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    • dbtng@eviltoast.orgD [email protected]

      Um ... Ya, there's a graphic. And then there's the post title. And together they tell the joke.
      It's ok. You don't have to get it. It will be fine.
      (Hint ... there are no jalapenos in the pastry.)

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      #96

      Jesus christ, yes, there are no jalapenos in the pastry. Because there are wasps on it. Making it "spicy". What your post and the petulant "hint" glosses over is the fact that it is a professional bakery selling pastries, with Polish text on it, Polish currency and Polish units on it (szt). What it glosses over is the fact that had the text been in German, it would've been a German spicy pastry. Had it been in Greek, it would've been a Greek spicy pastry.

      As I said, I have seen this EXACT thing hundreds of times in Poland, it isn't anything new and it isn't a "haha Polak so stoopid" joke.

      So chill out and stop being outraged just to be outraged.

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      • M [email protected]

        Jesus christ, yes, there are no jalapenos in the pastry. Because there are wasps on it. Making it "spicy". What your post and the petulant "hint" glosses over is the fact that it is a professional bakery selling pastries, with Polish text on it, Polish currency and Polish units on it (szt). What it glosses over is the fact that had the text been in German, it would've been a German spicy pastry. Had it been in Greek, it would've been a Greek spicy pastry.

        As I said, I have seen this EXACT thing hundreds of times in Poland, it isn't anything new and it isn't a "haha Polak so stoopid" joke.

        So chill out and stop being outraged just to be outraged.

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        #97

        Lol. Nobody is outraged. Its a shitty joke in the shitpost comm. We come here to do that. Accept it.

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        • dbtng@eviltoast.orgD [email protected]

          Lol. Nobody is outraged. Its a shitty joke in the shitpost comm. We come here to do that. Accept it.

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          #98

          It is not a "polak joke" in any way, but you do you.

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          • dbtng@eviltoast.orgD [email protected]

            The nest is my primary target. Cover up, knock it down, destroy it, walk away for a bit, they all leave. Fuk wasps.

            Hmm. When you consulted "every source I could find about wasps in the US" apparently you chose to disregard the direct feedback of people on the front line. Hmm.

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            #99

            Yes, I value scientific research over some subjective random comment on Lemmy. Weird, I know.

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            • dbtng@eviltoast.orgD [email protected]

              Mmm. That's both sides of my family. I'm fuked.

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              Great bunch of lads, in fairness.

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              • dbtng@eviltoast.orgD [email protected]

                If you are too close to the nest, they will send out scouts, and then you can expect an attack. Kill them first.

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                #101

                That's true and it's kind of bad to have them where you're walking daily. That's when I would do something as well.

                I already said that in my first comment.

                Theyre an important part of the ecosystem though. Pest killer number one. If there's constantly wasps settling near you, there's a reason.

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                • tigeruppercut@lemmy.zipT [email protected]

                  Do they just like, not have screens over there? I stayed in Germany once and the whole house had no screens on the windows, then I started noticing that I couldn't see them anywhere I went.

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                  #102

                  Screens exist, but they are probably not very common.

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                  • dbtng@eviltoast.orgD [email protected]

                    The nest is my primary target. Cover up, knock it down, destroy it, walk away for a bit, they all leave. Fuk wasps.

                    Hmm. When you consulted "every source I could find about wasps in the US" apparently you chose to disregard the direct feedback of people on the front line. Hmm.

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                    • it would be illegal to go after the nest in Germany. At least generally. There are of course exceptions, but you’d need to get the authorities involved and a specialist remove them.
                    • you’d often need to dig, because the most annoying wasps (common wasp and German yellowjacket) often have their nests underground
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                    • dharmacurious@slrpnk.netD [email protected]

                      Because I just glanced at the picture while hiding my phone from customers and thought they were bees

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                      I still think they look like bees. I've only ever known wasps to be black

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                      • S [email protected]

                        A bee is not a type of wasp. They are both Hymenoptera, one of the 4 types of insects, but that would be the same as saying a dog is a type of human because both are Eutheria.

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                        my mistake

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                          Can I get one without wasps, please?

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                          • tigeruppercut@lemmy.zipT [email protected]

                            Do they just like, not have screens over there? I stayed in Germany once and the whole house had no screens on the windows, then I started noticing that I couldn't see them anywhere I went.

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                            i have never seen anyone use screens in sweden, it's like how AC is kind of a luxury thing in northern europe, we just sit around all summer whinging about the heat

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                            • daggermoon@lemmy.worldD [email protected]

                              A bee is a type of wasp, is it not? I think techniclly ants are wasps too.

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                              this is true if you sensibly agree that "wasp" is a generic term and not hornets specifically, bees and ants are "wasps" but they are not hornets.

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                              • basxto@discuss.tchncs.deB [email protected]
                                • it would be illegal to go after the nest in Germany. At least generally. There are of course exceptions, but you’d need to get the authorities involved and a specialist remove them.
                                • you’d often need to dig, because the most annoying wasps (common wasp and German yellowjacket) often have their nests underground
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                                Thanks for the perspective.

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                                • V [email protected]

                                  That's true and it's kind of bad to have them where you're walking daily. That's when I would do something as well.

                                  I already said that in my first comment.

                                  Theyre an important part of the ecosystem though. Pest killer number one. If there's constantly wasps settling near you, there's a reason.

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                                  The waps here hang paper nests all over the place. Like outside your kids room. Maybe even inside. We mostly encounter them in the context of their breeding activities.

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                                  • V [email protected]

                                    Yes, I value scientific research over some subjective random comment on Lemmy. Weird, I know.

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                                    Cool. Have you laughed today?

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                                    • M [email protected]

                                      It is not a "polak joke" in any way, but you do you.

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                                      Have a laugh buddy. Thats what happens in shitpost.

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                                      • dbtng@eviltoast.orgD [email protected]

                                        Cool. Have you laughed today?

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                                        Yes, a lot. And you?

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                                        • V [email protected]

                                          Yes, a lot. And you?

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                                          Every day, my friend. Sometime at people. Sometimes with them.

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