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    Where is the electric pump?

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      mentlegen

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        So a funnel?

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          Breathing and drinking are different tubes.

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            Needs a blunt too

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              It's a slow and painful way to die. Or quick and painful if you accidently drown in the alcohol.

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                Look you don’t even need to try that hard. Just invent energy vapes, work a brand deal with Red Bull, get that flavor in them and cram it full of caffeine. Some of the two nastiest addictions still legally distributable, they take separate fast tracks to the brain, and layer the buzz, they cover each others immediate draw backs, and ruin other competitors, as just a cigarette or just an energy drink will fail to fire both cannons at once, causing using either to condition a caffeine vape.

                It will damn humanity to exploding hearts for the weakest willed, and life time devotion from everyone else. Just pure evil.

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                  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dd7J1mi2NSk

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                    Cigar and vape simultaneously? Nah, replace vape with sausage.

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                    To be fair, that's an upside-down cigarette.

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                      Whoever invents this will be the first trillionaire.

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                      • dasus@lemmy.worldD [email protected]

                        Breathing and drinking are different tubes.

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                        So are shitting and pissing. For the weak.

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                        • filthyshrooms@lemmy.worldF [email protected]

                          Needs a blunt too

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                          Bong with hookah mouthpiece

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                            cancer. It's literally cancer.

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                              That ain't science. It's engineering doing what marketing asked for.

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                                Whoever invents this will be the first trillionaire.

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                                You'd have to invent new humans first, we are very bad at getting liquid in our lungs

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                                  I thought that was a pair of panties for a second and I was very concerned.

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                                    Look you don’t even need to try that hard. Just invent energy vapes, work a brand deal with Red Bull, get that flavor in them and cram it full of caffeine. Some of the two nastiest addictions still legally distributable, they take separate fast tracks to the brain, and layer the buzz, they cover each others immediate draw backs, and ruin other competitors, as just a cigarette or just an energy drink will fail to fire both cannons at once, causing using either to condition a caffeine vape.

                                    It will damn humanity to exploding hearts for the weakest willed, and life time devotion from everyone else. Just pure evil.

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                                    Alcohol is probably a nastiest addiction than caffeine.
                                    Unless you mean that it's so banalized people get addicted to it not knowing it can do that, then yeah it's nasty

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                                      You'd have to invent new humans first, we are very bad at getting liquid in our lungs

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                                      TikTokers, clickbait YouTubers, and low intelligence people: Challenge accepted!

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                                      • apytele@sh.itjust.worksA [email protected]

                                        cancer. It's literally cancer.

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                                        i mean if you try to inhale and drink at the same time i think cancer is a distant worry

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                                        • swedneck@discuss.tchncs.deS [email protected]

                                          i mean if you try to inhale and drink at the same time i think cancer is a distant worry

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                                          yummy yummy pseudomonas...

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