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    I mean, the name!

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    The palantiri (Tolkien) are not evil. Literally just a magic viewing orb.

    I'm baffled the Tolkien estate didn't sue them into oblivion for using the name.

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      “Palantir is here to disrupt and make the institutions we partner with the very best in the world and, when it’s necessary, to scare enemies and on occasion kill them."

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        Me using the internet like I’m on Arrakis and the sand worm is deanonymization

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          HAL 9000

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          • spankmonkey@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

            They know what they are doing, and that is openly bragging about how evil they are.

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            I mean, the company is literally named after this fucking thing from LOTR. These people are comic book level evil.

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              Well, now we know the name for the company starting the first corporate war

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                And then they bring Skynet online. Prepare for fighting against the terminators, folks!

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                  I saw those ads at an airport too.
                  Can't imagine what they expect people to do when they see the ad... Who's even the target audience for ads like this in the airport?

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                  • sundray@lemmus.orgS [email protected]

                    “Palantir is here to disrupt and make the institutions we partner with the very best in the world and, when it’s necessary, to scare enemies and on occasion kill them."

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                    All palantir participants are the enemy. And they're not nearly scared enough.

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                    • zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zoneZ [email protected]

                      The palantiri (Tolkien) are not evil. Literally just a magic viewing orb.

                      I'm baffled the Tolkien estate didn't sue them into oblivion for using the name.

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                      I know, but given that when we see them in the series they're exclusively used by Evil, its... it just floors me

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                        ... relax, it's in a fascist way, not the sexy way (unless fascism is your kink, but even at that, they won't respect your safeword, or ever stop unless stopped by a more dominating force).

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                        • C [email protected]

                          I saw those ads at an airport too.
                          Can't imagine what they expect people to do when they see the ad... Who's even the target audience for ads like this in the airport?

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                          Rich CEOs. Those tend to fly a lot.

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                            Rich CEOs. Those tend to fly a lot.

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                            And not one of them is going through the public terminal.

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                            • A [email protected]

                              I know, but given that when we see them in the series they're exclusively used by Evil, its... it just floors me

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                              And the whole reason they're evil is because the most powerful person who has one gets to choose what all the others see. I'm sure there's no metaphor there.

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                                  And not one of them is going through the public terminal.

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                                  It depends. Some have a private jet but most still fly first class. One of the rare instances where the plebeians and bourgeoisie mingle. Which is why we see their ads.

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                                    SecuroServ from GTA.

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                                    • sundray@lemmus.orgS [email protected]

                                      “Palantir is here to disrupt and make the institutions we partner with the very best in the world and, when it’s necessary, to scare enemies and on occasion kill them."

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                                      Just kill us all then. We don't want to be part of that world.

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                                        I saw those ads at an airport too.
                                        Can't imagine what they expect people to do when they see the ad... Who's even the target audience for ads like this in the airport?

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                                        Intimidation, they're not hiding it. They're just letting you know.

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                                          I wish these tech company owners would resolve their childhood traumas in other ways than trying to fuck the life for the rest of the world.

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