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    It's just limp dick size that changes but summer penis and cold shrinkage can definitely happen to a man.

    Of course if you live far from the equator, you might also get summer horny to combat the winter SAD. I think this one is gender neutral, but might be helpful to have a lady chime in on this one.

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    It's just limp dick size that changes but summer penis and cold shrinkage can definitely happen to a man.

    That’s why I never leave the house without a raging boner. I found some pills at a truck stop gas station, I pop a few every time I need to go shopping or whatever. It frightens the children but the old ladies at the bingo parlor seem to dig it.

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      While DST is indeed nonsense and we should abolish it ASAP, please go back to your actual timezone and not something that is the very modification we shouldn't have, i.e. summer time.

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      Better for your health, better for students, safer for kids.
      Use local time!

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        While DST is indeed nonsense and we should abolish it ASAP, please go back to your actual timezone and not something that is the very modification we shouldn't have, i.e. summer time.

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        I think summer time is the superior timezone up here in Estonia. Look, the sunrise is already after 9 AM in December. Nobody's gonna be seeing the sun before work or school anyway. But sunset is around 3:30 PM. Schoolkids could get an extra hour of sun after school by being on summer time in the winter.

        For the time period of the autumn clock shift, we get an 8:23 AM sunrise and a 5:45 PM sunset one day and then the next it's 7:26 AM and 4:42 PM. You suddenly go from it being light outside when you finish work, to it already being dark. Because of winter time.

        In the spring, you suddenly get an hour of extra daylight after your work/school day. Who doesn't want that? All you lose is that sunrise goes from 5:55 AM to 6:52 AM. But sunset goes from 7 to 8 PM basically

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          It's just limp dick size that changes but summer penis and cold shrinkage can definitely happen to a man.

          That’s why I never leave the house without a raging boner. I found some pills at a truck stop gas station, I pop a few every time I need to go shopping or whatever. It frightens the children but the old ladies at the bingo parlor seem to dig it.

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          Well naturally, that's what they teach you in manhood 101. Did you skip the class?

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            So that's why regions near the equator tend to be more populous.

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              https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WS_YAKZH3lw

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                I rather want a spring penis.

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                  My penis disappears into your mum all year round

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                    I rather want a spring penis.

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                    better than a fall penis

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                      better than a fall penis

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                      Fall penis be like

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                        Come to Florida and you can be surrounded by huge dicks year round!

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                        • O [email protected]

                          While DST is indeed nonsense and we should abolish it ASAP, please go back to your actual timezone and not something that is the very modification we shouldn't have, i.e. summer time.

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                          Nah, it would be far less disruptive to stick with the time we already use for 3/4 of the year. Winter time is the problem.

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                            Is that something that only happens to women?

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                            happens to me.

                            I would wear flip flops all year round if I could

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                              Nah, it would be far less disruptive to stick with the time we already use for 3/4 of the year. Winter time is the problem.

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                              3/4? That's fucked up, over here it's roughly half and it's still too much. Anyway, for specific areas there might be reasons to deviate from the timezone you're supposed to be in, but for most people it is the best option. Over here (NL) our default timezone is already one hour too early, so adding summer time on top of that means we're two hours out from where we're supposed to be.

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                                summer penis

                                isn't that a song from Grease

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                                • huppakee@feddit.nlH [email protected]

                                  "It'd be like if a woman's boobs suddenly got huge from May to August," she added.

                                  "Stick a guy in an ice cold lake in the middle of summer and his penis will shrink to winter size," he said.

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                                  It'd be like if a woman's boobs suddenly got huge from May to August," she added.

                                  I mean, do they get bigger? Has this been studied? Women's research is usually lacking compared to men's.

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                                    summer penis

                                    isn't that a song from Grease

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                                    It's drifting away

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                                      just a reminder that people with testicles are also subject to hormonal cycles

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                                      Yes, absolutely but the hormone that causes / worsens this issue is estrogen. I googled it just now, before that I knew this as a "typical women problem" that's why I wasn't clear enough

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                                        Fall penis be like

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                                          Come to Florida and you can be surrounded by huge dicks year round!

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                                          Don't you mean tiny dicks?

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