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  • phudgins@lemmy.worldP [email protected]

    I need coffee to make my coffee, apparently.

    otter@lemmy.dbzer0.comO This user is from outside of this forum
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    #2

    Hey, the li'l machine is just jealous of you pissing in the mouth of Mother Nature, and so it's just acting out.

    "I learned it from watching you!"

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    • phudgins@lemmy.worldP [email protected]

      I need coffee to make my coffee, apparently.

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      #3

      The funny part is you taking a picture instead of tossing a cup under that stream.

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      • phudgins@lemmy.worldP [email protected]

        I need coffee to make my coffee, apparently.

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        Surely a cup is closer than your phone.

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        • P [email protected]

          The funny part is you taking a picture instead of tossing a cup under that stream.

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          In my uncaffeinated state earlier, it seemed more important to share the stupid thing I did than to save the remaining coffee.

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          • drbob@lemmy.caD [email protected]

            Surely a cup is closer than your phone.

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            #6

            Right but OP is caught in a groundhog day situation and this time they wanted to see what would happen if they posted the Keurig mishap on Lemmy

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            • phudgins@lemmy.worldP [email protected]

              I need coffee to make my coffee, apparently.

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              #7

              Eh, let it roll and make a cup of tea instead. The tea buzz is just as good.

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              • drbob@lemmy.caD [email protected]

                Surely a cup is closer than your phone.

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                And a rag to wipe that equipment down while you're at it

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                • phudgins@lemmy.worldP [email protected]

                  I need coffee to make my coffee, apparently.

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                  #9

                  Those machines ought to know there's no weight on the plate and not start up until there is.

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                  • nickwithac@lemmy.worldN [email protected]

                    Those machines ought to know there's no weight on the plate and not start up until there is.

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                    You think they're gonna spend the money to put a sensor to detect if theres a cup or not?

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                    • phudgins@lemmy.worldP [email protected]

                      I need coffee to make my coffee, apparently.

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                      #11

                      Just drink it out of the drip tray. The best water out of a public water cooler is the good stuff that dripped off of ten people's hands.

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                      • phudgins@lemmy.worldP [email protected]

                        I need coffee to make my coffee, apparently.

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                        Miiight want to clean the machine a bit too 😛

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