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    #81

    Needs more HDDs.
    And more screens.

    I'm hoping there is an HVAC outlet not in view and the whole room has UPS.

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      Five minutes, Jesus Christ. And you prpbably want me to do that every month or something. Ridiculous

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      #82

      Don't use that mop thing.
      Takes the fun out of it.

      Get a cloth, hold it in a good shape on the floor with you hands,
      put a bit of your weight on it and start running straight forward.

      You save on the Gym membership and get to do something much more fun than sitting on synthetic leather and moving a dumb-bell up and down, slowly.

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        Where's the cat?

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        #83

        Incompatible with air mattress.

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          #84

          Only missing a giant TV.

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            #85

            hell yeah

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              #86

              See, if you budget properly then you can afford to live on your own and have two beds!

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                #87

                Ahh yes, someone decided to make a spot in the backrooms his home....nice 🤩🍺🍺🍺👍

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                  #88

                  I mean I want a nice armoire too. Not for any particular reason besides bragging.

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                    You should do that anyways. Bed frames exost for a reason: it helps to stop moisture building up on the underside of the mattress, and thus prevents mold.

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                    #89

                    I just smother the bottom of my mattress with lotrimin and figure I'm good to go for a few years

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                      #90

                      Not nearly enough screens.

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                        To be fair, some women would say that too. There's so much room to build stuff and do projects! I could get so fucking irresponsible!

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                        • B [email protected]

                          Well, for starters, a bed frame. Lamps for better lighting, an couple night stands, something to divide up the space a bit (assuming this is a studio), book shelves, some plants, some art on the walls, an area rug, table and chairs, and a couple couches and a coffee table, some kind of speaker system, some kind of storage system for any equipment I own for job and hobbies. I also like wooden desks.

                          Like, the environment you spend time in has an impact on your mental state. Making that environment nice will make you feel better. The way your living space looks also says a lot about you. What this space says is "I literally do nothing but sleep and look at a computer screen". Which is less "hell yeah" and more "this cyberpunk dystopia isnt as neon as I expected."

                          So if this is what you want, then follow your bliss I guess. But also, if you are having trouble dating.... Look around you.

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                          this cyberpunk dystopia isn't as neon as expected

                          Well, is it?

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                            This is my room, less space and bigger bed. More screens too ofc

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                              hell, I wish I had something more like that and not a house full of shit I don't use most of the time.

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                              • B [email protected]

                                You should do that anyways. Bed frames exost for a reason: it helps to stop moisture building up on the underside of the mattress, and thus prevents mold.

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                                To be fair, air mattresses are like shittier futons and don't get moldy because you're always moving them around.

                                Source: I used to live with this setup, only in a smaller room.

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                                  Throw in a server rack and it’s perfect.

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                                    Dead plastic plant. For when you want everyone to know you are irresponsible, but without the responsibility

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                                    I'm a responsible adult, which is why I only grow living plastic plants.

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                                      You should do that anyways. Bed frames exost for a reason: it helps to stop moisture building up on the underside of the mattress, and thus prevents mold.

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                                      That plus less bugs end up crawling across your face at night.

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                                        This shit is putting men in a box and " hu duh, men basic, like dog"

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                                        And tomorrow they'll post a picture of a 10,000$ gaming setup with LEDs and shit and claim that women can't possibly understand spending a ton of money on furniture and decorations.

                                        Not to mention that this joke has been done to death. For years pictures of empty rooms with a matress have been posted to claim that "this is what men want". (Until next week, when we'll post a picture of a gaming room full of expensive furniture and elaborate decorations and claim that THIS is what men want, actually, for real, I swear.)

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                                          Boink! Right into the pillar, again

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                                          Just cut it down. /s

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