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    The face of an angel

    Yeah i know it's fake cmon

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    • tetris11@feddit.ukT [email protected]

      Actual Link: https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/carl-twinly-cow-arrest/

      The story about "Carl Twinly" is a work of fiction. However, the mugshot shown above is real. It was taken in 2008 and shows a woman who was arrested in Middleton, Ohio. According to Fox 19, she had been hired to dress up as a cow to promote a local haunted trail. She was arrested on suspicion of disorderly conduct after she allegedly got drunk, chased some children, and interrupted traffic.

      Fox 19 reported: "A Middletown woman is behind bars, charged with disorderly conduct after she was arrested while wearing a cow suit ... Police say Michelle Allen was getting in the way of traffic and chasing children while wearing her cow suit. She's also accused of urinating on a neighbor's front porch."

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      whomst amongst us

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        How did they find out?

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          Actual Link: https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/carl-twinly-cow-arrest/

          The story about "Carl Twinly" is a work of fiction. However, the mugshot shown above is real. It was taken in 2008 and shows a woman who was arrested in Middleton, Ohio. According to Fox 19, she had been hired to dress up as a cow to promote a local haunted trail. She was arrested on suspicion of disorderly conduct after she allegedly got drunk, chased some children, and interrupted traffic.

          Fox 19 reported: "A Middletown woman is behind bars, charged with disorderly conduct after she was arrested while wearing a cow suit ... Police say Michelle Allen was getting in the way of traffic and chasing children while wearing her cow suit. She's also accused of urinating on a neighbor's front porch."

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          The weirdest thing about this to me is “promote a local haunted trail.” How shitty and not-haunted is your haunted trail that you need someone in a cow suit to promote it?

          The rest of it is a no brainer. Obviously if I’m in a cow suit, I’m getting drunk and pissing on your porch. Nothing weird about that.

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            Hours? Just give me 20 minutes

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              How did they find out?

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              More like, how did they go that long without finding out?

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              • iavicenna@lemmy.worldI [email protected]

                I know some "movies" with similar plots

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                I mean, are they not movies?

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                • rmdebarc_5@sh.itjust.worksR [email protected]
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                  This reminds me of The Office episode where Daryl is out on some kind of injury.

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                    The weirdest thing about this to me is “promote a local haunted trail.” How shitty and not-haunted is your haunted trail that you need someone in a cow suit to promote it?

                    The rest of it is a no brainer. Obviously if I’m in a cow suit, I’m getting drunk and pissing on your porch. Nothing weird about that.

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                    Maybe it's haunted by a drunk cow?

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                      More like, how did they go that long without finding out?

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                      Tasters complained

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                        I mean, are they not movies?

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                        well yes I guess they are

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                          That competition had one winner. It was this guy.

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                            I mean, are they not movies?

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                            'short film'

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                              There's a scene in Top Secret like that. It stops being fun once the bull joins in though.

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                                More like, how did they go that long without finding out?

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                                The trick is to stay soft

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                                  Udder nonsense

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                                  But if it weren't, this story would be legendairy!

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                                    hqdefault-2063223437

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                                        There's a scene in Top Secret like that. It stops being fun once the bull joins in though.

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                                        Dude in bull costume, giggling

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                                          Dude in bull costume, giggling

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                                          Nah, the bull did all his own stunts:

                                          https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iHLqce9rBXY

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