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  • missjinx@lemmy.worldM [email protected]

    I know men must look at this and think "wtf is a vaginal spa?", but I would like to say that as a woman I don't know wtf it is either

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    You're so lucky to be able to have yours be portable. 😞 The only penile spas I've ever seen are permanently installed in a wall. No clue how they work either.

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      "For a relaxed vagina, on the go!"

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      • missjinx@lemmy.worldM [email protected]

        I know men must look at this and think "wtf is a vaginal spa?", but I would like to say that as a woman I don't know wtf it is either

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        I’m not going to bother searching to confirm, but I’m pretty sure it’s a steam generator that you sit on. I don’t know why you’d want that.

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        • missjinx@lemmy.worldM [email protected]

          I know men must look at this and think "wtf is a vaginal spa?", but I would like to say that as a woman I don't know wtf it is either

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          My guess is some kind of douche product marketed as a vaginal spa instead of as a douche

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            That box is almost as used as OPs mom

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            • thetechnician27@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

              You're so lucky to be able to have yours be portable. 😞 The only penile spas I've ever seen are permanently installed in a wall. No clue how they work either.

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              Oh those that are installed in truckstop bathrooms?

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              • tragicnotcute@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

                I’m not going to bother searching to confirm, but I’m pretty sure it’s a steam generator that you sit on. I don’t know why you’d want that.

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                Ioh god! magine burning your vagina with steam?!

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                  never used

                  box looks more beat up than a fed ex delivery

                  Riiiiight.

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                  • missjinx@lemmy.worldM [email protected]

                    I know men must look at this and think "wtf is a vaginal spa?", but I would like to say that as a woman I don't know wtf it is either

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                    This is hilarious.

                    To me it’s not so much about what it is, but rather why would anyone buy it? Showers are free, and probably less embarrassing to have and use.

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                    • dohpaz42@lemmy.worldD [email protected]

                      never used

                      box looks more beat up than a fed ex delivery

                      Riiiiight.

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                      if you think her box looks beat to hell you should see her vagina.

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                      • missjinx@lemmy.worldM [email protected]

                        Oh those that are installed in truckstop bathrooms?

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                        FOR GLORY!

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                        • tragicnotcute@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

                          I’m not going to bother searching to confirm, but I’m pretty sure it’s a steam generator that you sit on. I don’t know why you’d want that.

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                          I don’t know why everyone is so clueless. Women are carrying these things around with them everywhere.

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                          What’s your favourite vagina tea? I’m partial to Lady Grey or Red Bush.

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                            “Clam bake” would have been a better name

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                              I don’t know why everyone is so clueless. Women are carrying these things around with them everywhere.

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                              What’s your favourite vagina tea? I’m partial to Lady Grey or Red Bush.

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                              wow. good find, thank you.

                              so... how is steam good for the vaginal ecosystem? seems like that would support bacterial growth, i guess? Hopefully the kind of organisms you want, and not just... yeast

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                                FOR GLORY!

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                                  FOR GLORY!

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                                    if you think her box looks beat to hell you should see her vagina.

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                                    …you should see her vagina.

                                    No thanks. I’d imagine roast beef looks more appealing.

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                                      It wasn’t actually Hemingway. Versions of the story can be found from 1906 when Hemingway was 7, and there is apparently no mention of a connection between him and the story before the 1990s.

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                                        wow. good find, thank you.

                                        so... how is steam good for the vaginal ecosystem? seems like that would support bacterial growth, i guess? Hopefully the kind of organisms you want, and not just... yeast

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                                        I don’t know anyone dumb enough to find out. That is viscerally unpleasant to imagine doing. It’s some of the most sensitive tissue on your body and you’re supposed to sit directly over water that was boiling a few minutes ago?

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                                          It wasn’t actually Hemingway. Versions of the story can be found from 1906 when Hemingway was 7, and there is apparently no mention of a connection between him and the story before the 1990s.

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                                          Him and what story? Anyone interested in elucidating?

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