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In Finland, they advertise the largest container of mayonnaise as "American Size"

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    Sips from mayonnaise bucket

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      How does it compare to amateur mayonnaise?

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      • the_picard_maneuver@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

        I'm sad that I missed posting this on the 4th

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        Am Statesian. That's a medium here

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          600g? Those are rookie numbers. You call that American size? Our smallest jars are 390 (15 oz) grams. Regular and large jars are 780 (30 oz) and 1248 grams (48 oz). And they do have ridiculously big jars too, 1 gallon jars, i.e. 128 oz and 3328 grams, for, like, restaurants and doomsday preppers... or dudes that just really love mayonnaise, I guess.

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          or dudes that just really love mayonnaise, I guess.

          You know it's nice to be seen

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            It's called a tub of mayonnaise thank you very much.

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            • sheridan@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

              In America the family sized mayo comes in a 55 gallon barrel. That'll last for about a month.

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              For a family on a diet maybe

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                How does it compare to amateur mayonnaise?

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                Amateur mayonnaise practices until it gets it right.

                Professional mayonnaise practices until it does not get it wrong.

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                  Sips from mayonnaise bucket

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                  Slurps from Coke bucket

                  Sticks entire head into KFC bucket

                  Rinse and repeat until coronary arteries are plugged shut

                  "Murica"

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                    Almost enough for a regular Midwestern salad.

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                    • sheridan@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                      In America the family sized mayo comes in a 55 gallon barrel. That'll last for about a month.

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                      I just converted it. It's more than 200kg!
                      Does the whole family drink a glass of it everyday?
                      How in the world are you finishing that in a month?

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                        Are all your jars made from plastic?

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                          I'm sad that I missed posting this on the 4th

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                          In Europe it's code for "fatlards".

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                            64 fluid ounces = 128 servings of 1 Tablespoon = 11,520 total calories, if you use a child-cheater to scrape out every drop.

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                            A what??

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                              A what??

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                              Oh sorry, family word maybe? A child cheater is a flexible spatula (rubber or silicone) rounded on one side, that scrapes all the yummy cake batter out of the bowl and into the baking pan, leaving not enough to lick.

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                                I just converted it. It's more than 200kg!
                                Does the whole family drink a glass of it everyday?
                                How in the world are you finishing that in a month?

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                                I think they were exaggerating for comedic effect. I hope..

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                                  Oh sorry, family word maybe? A child cheater is a flexible spatula (rubber or silicone) rounded on one side, that scrapes all the yummy cake batter out of the bowl and into the baking pan, leaving not enough to lick.

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                                  That makes sense!

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                                    Sips from mayonnaise bucket

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                                    You didn't even microwave it first.

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                                      Out of curiosity, I just checked my pantry. I have two 30 ounce jars (1400+ grams), sitting in reserve.

                                      This genuinely represents a failure to comprehend the scale of American food products.

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                                      Bro, stop. I can only laugh at Americans so much. And with your fascist leadership I now feel kinda bad for laughing at you.

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                                        Maybe American ant size. Costco sells a lovely 1.9L jar.

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                                        Liter? Americans aren't even consistent with their weird systems of measurements. Why is it not marked as 568.3844 fl oz? Or 0.244 football fields or 38.38383 yards or smth

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                                          Liter? Americans aren't even consistent with their weird systems of measurements. Why is it not marked as 568.3844 fl oz? Or 0.244 football fields or 38.38383 yards or smth

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                                          America labels things in freedom and metric. What doesn't make sense to be is using volume and not weight.

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